Jokes SMS

Jindagi behal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri, mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

10 years ago

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सांगता न ये मनाची काय उर्मी उसळेल सूड क्रोध अपमान अवहेलनी जळेल मनावरी ताबा कुणा आग होईल विझेल पण सांगतो ऐक रे ते तुझे प्रेम नसेल हवेपणी हपापले पशुत्व फक्त असेल नरकाच्या नरकात जगणे एक उरेल

10 years ago

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ऑपरेशन टेबल:sleeping_accommodation: पर लेटा हुआ मरीज़ :
*डॉक्टर साहब, हॉस्पिटल :levitate:में कब तक
रुकना पड़ेगा ?*
डॉक्टर : ऑपरेशन ठीक हुआ तो एक
सप्ताह...
*नहीं तो आधा घण्टा !!*

10 years ago

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GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful' Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too" & BOY to another boy: "You are handsome" Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai nasaale?" :-P

10 years ago

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किसी को खुश करने का मौका मिले तो खुदगर्ज ना बन जाना ऐ दोस्त, बड़े नसीब वाले होते है वो जो दे पाते है मुस्कान किसी चेहरे पर…

10 years ago

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Kanu: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. . Manu: Phir tune kya kiya? . Kanu: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao . . Manu: Phir? . . . . Kanu: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta..

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Wada Humne Kiya Tha Nibhane KeLiye..!!! Ek Dil Diya Tha Ek Dil Pane Ke Liye..!!! Usne Hume Mahobbat Sikha Di OrKaha..!!! Humne Tumse Mahobbat Ki Thi Kisi Or Ko Jalane Ke Liye..

10 years ago

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Girlz are girlz: Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request send ki. Mene puchha: do I knw u? . Usne reply diya: aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho? . Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti rahi par ye nhi boli ki, English nhi aati, Gujrati ne bolo! :P

10 years ago

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Yu To RAJPUT Mazak Kiya Nhi Karte.Gun To Kya Kishi Ko BULLET Bhi Diya Nhi Karte Yaari Sirf Aap Se H Warna RAJPUT Kishi Ko Msg To Kya NUMBER Bhi Diya Nhi Karte. Royal Rajput

10 years ago

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कई ‪#‎लड़कियाँ‬ तो इतनी ‪#‎शर्मीली‬ होती है इतनी #शर्मीली होती है कि ‪#‎शर्माना‬ ही भूल जाती है

10 years ago

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Sadi Ke Raat Pappu Confuse Hogaya Ke Kya Baat Kare...
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Aadha Ghanta Sochne Ke Bad Pappu Apni Bivi Sy Bola...
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Kya Aap Ke Gharwaalon Ko Pata He Ke Aaj Aap Yahi Ruki Gi.??? XP XD :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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1 Ladki Chai Bnani Thi
Lekin Uske Pas Dudh Nahi Tha,
Phir Usne Apne Kapde Uttare
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Or Dusre Kapde Pehan Kr Dudh Lene Chali Gyi.
Apni Soch Ko Badlo Kmino.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Papu Sayeri:- Phool Bheja He Dabang Ne Singham Ne Mat Souchna
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khud Ko Koi Sonakhsi Ya Kajol V Mat Samjhna
(sms Bhejo Jaldi Jaldi) :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ae DOST tu kaha hai??? . . . . Jaha hai wahi rahna 2-3 ghante tak kyonki bahar BANDAR pakde wale aaye hai... Ab thanks mat bol pagal Rulaoge kya:-

10 years ago

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Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mileKabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mileAur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kareUsko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile…

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Ek Faqeer tha… Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha.. . . Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye Aur use kuchh na mila. Wo phir church gaya, Phir mandir Or Phir gurudware. Lekin, usko kisi ne kuch na diya.. Aakhir mein wo Ek Beer bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete.. Uska katora noto se bhar gaya… Fakir bola. “Waah re Prabhu” Rehte kahan ho, Aur Address kahan ka Dete ho..!

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Main marda tere te mera Bullet marda tere Activa te Saddi bakkad te bullet de khadk tu dowe to darre parr kehn to daare tu mere te maare sadda Bullet de neede tu Activa khadi kare phir Oh ve Ohnu vekh k thaa thaa kare jadd seedpuria status te tu comment kardi sari mundeer saddd de hora nu tu add na kardi Ankit te request send kare Main tere te Marda Mera bullet tere Activa te maare

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Boy:- I Love U. Girl:- Tumne Mujhme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya..? Boy:- Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli.

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लड़की के बाप अगर फ़ोन उठा ले तो लौंडे "मैं केजरीवाल बोल रहा हूँ" बोल के बच जाते है।

10 years ago

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Movie titles related to eng students: exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai, 2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho, 1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more fail – phir milenge

10 years ago

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