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  • Teacher :- Student Se,Aaj Tumne Apne Homework Complete Kyu Nahi Kiye Ho! Student :- Teacher Se, Sir... . . . . . . . . . Zaise Aap Mujhe Ghar Ka Homework Yanha Nahi Banane Dete Hai Waise Hi Mujhe Meri Maa Yanha Ka Homework Ghar Pe Nahi Banane Deti Hai...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Warning..!! Doctor advised plz Don’t drink water after eating fish bcoz Fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach
    • 10 years ago



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  • 8 Common lines after getting drunk.. 1. tu mera bhai hai.. . 2. Gaadi main chalauga.. . 3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu! . 4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar! . 5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu! :p . 6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye! . 7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai! . . . The best one 8. Kal se daru Band...:p >:O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hoti To Khabrein Aisi Hoti:::. >> Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai. . >> Sonakshi Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Khatam. >> Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichhli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai. . >> Tez Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai. >> Rakhi Pe Chadhne Waalo Ki Tadaad Mein Izaafa. . >> Rani Chalte Chalte Band Ho Gayi. . >> Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla. . >> KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 AADMI "GIRAFTAAR
    • 10 years ago



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  • School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye GhumRaha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi akhrot bech raha tha.. . Pappu ne poocha - ye khane se kya hota hai ? . Aadmi - dimag tezz hota hai. . Pappu : kaise ? . Aadmi : Acchha ye batao 1kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain ? . Pappu : pata naheen... Aadmi ne usko ek akhrot khilaya.. . aur bola: Batao 1 darzan me kitne kele hote hai ? . Pappu : 12 . Aadmi : dekha , dimaag tezz hua na.... . Pappu : 1 kilo de do... :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Aap Wo Karna
    Chaahte Hai
    Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
    Kiya
    To Aapko Ve Tareeke
    Apnaane Padenge
    Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
    Apnaaye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक गरीब लड़के को एक चिराग मिला, उसने उठाया और रगड़ दिया.. ज़ोरदार धमाका हुआ, और लड़का मर गया.... Moral:- "अलादीन" का ज़माना गया.. लावारीस वस्तुओं से दूर रहो, कुछ चीज़े अलादीन की नहीं, मुज्जाहिदीन की भी हो सकती है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jyotish engineering student ka haath dekhkar bola “Beta tum bahut padhoge” . . . . . . . . . . Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pregnancy poem Ab Q lagi rone Jab bacha laga hone. Tab Q nahi royi thi Jab chipak k soyi thi. Ab jo kiya hai wo bharo Tab to kehti thi janu aur kro aur kro
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Girls Sitting In Group Can Say: " Tera
    bhai Bada
    mast Dikhta Hai..
    Intro To Karwa...
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    But 4 Guys In A Group Can Never Say:
    " Teri Behen
    to Mast Lagti Hai....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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    Isse Kehte Hain Ladko Ke SANSKAAR.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Me - Walking On Footpath . . Bhikhari: Sahab Kuch Paise De Do, . . Me- Chutte Nhi Hai . . . . Bhikhari: Paytm To Hogana .. To Fir Paytm Kar Dijiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • मुझे तैरने दे या फिर बहना सिखा दे
    अपनी रजा में अब तू रहना सिखा दे

    मुझे शिकवा ना हो कभी भी किसी से मुझे सुख और दुख के पार जीना सिखा दे
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiya apne bf ka name phone me kaise save karti hai, 1. My luv 2. Sweetu 3. Darling 4. Swthrt 5. Honey baby 6. Jaanu . . Aur ladke apni gf ka name aise save karte hai, 1. Sonu halwai . 2. Rashid Plumber . 3. Bhola foji . 4. Sarpanch . 5. Hawaldar . 6. Bittu langda . 7. Pappu mistri . 8. Customer care . 9. Battery Low . 10. Kamina Padosi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi.. GIRL:Kyaaa?? . . BOY:Achhi film hai Naa.. . . GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe.. . . BOY:Wat?? . . . GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Sir Ravindra Jadeja was celebrating holi in the US… he splashed colors on every building except one, and its now called the white house!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kmbakht niid bhi aati hai to lite bhaag jaati hai.. is desh ki haalt to dekhoo yaarroon.. garmii se ruuh bhi kaap jaati hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha Roj Mandir Se Chapal:sandal: Churata
    tha,
    ek Din Sare Chapal Bech Ke 1 Mobile
    kharida,
    aaj Wahi Bacha Apni Story Pad Raha Hai
    apni Mobile Pe :):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Man:" Is There Any Medicine For Long Life ?? . Doctor:" Get Married . Man:" Will It Help ?? . Doc:" No, But It Will Avoid Such Thoughts.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Ayegi Tu
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    Aye Rut Mastani Kab Ayegi Tu
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    Beet Jaye Zindagani Kab Ayegi Tu
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    Chali Aa Chali Aa
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    Oye Iam Talking About Electricity!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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