Jokes SMS

Mohabbat wo h jo satati h...... Nazuk se dil ko tadpati h..... Kabhi aap sachchi mohabbat kisi se na krna..... Kambakht ye wo h jo hanste logo ko rulati h.....

10 years ago

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Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki He Bhagwan Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere sath rhe Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du KHAIR, Koi baat nahi Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena

10 years ago

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Ek Pal Bhi Chain Na Aaye To Main Kyaa Krun, Har Pal Teri Yaad Sataye To Main Kyaa Krun, Kehte Hain Ki Kanto Par Bhi Neend Aaa Jati Hai, Mere Ashq Mujhe Raat Bhar Jagayein To Main Kyaa Krun!!!

10 years ago

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पत्नी सो रही थी,
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पति ने देखा की एक नागिन:snake: पत्नी के पैरों के पास से गुजर रही है।
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पति- (धीरे से बोला) डस ले, डस ले।
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नागिन- कमीने चरण स्पर्श करने आई हूँ, "कुलदेवी है हमारी।"
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Santa: Janemann Mere Dil Me Aja
girl: Sandal Nikalu Kya
santa: Are Pagali Ye Mandir Nhi Hai
tu Aise Hi Aja:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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इश्क में दौलत सारी ना लुटा देना,
मम्मी पापा के अरमान खाक में ना मिला देना,
घर से मिले हैं पैसे:eggplant::tomato: सब्जी लाने के लिए बेटा,
बाजार जाकर गर्लफ्रेंड का:calling: रिचार्ज मत करा देना.

10 years ago

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Lady Teacher: Soch Aur Wahem
mein
kya Fark Hai?
Student: Aap Mast Item Hai Ye
hamari
soch Hai,
Aur Hum Abhi Bacche Hai Ye
aapka Weham Hai.
*JuSt FrOm SkR*:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Santa...mere Paas Facebook Hai Tiwittr Hai Orkut Hai ..tumhare Paas Kiya Hai.. Banta...mere Paas Kaam Dhandha Hai.....?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Husband Asks: Do You Know Themeaning Of WIFE? It Means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE Says: No Darling , It Means:-
With Idiot For Ever:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ladki aur ladke ki ummido me kitna difrnce hota h . . Ladki apni sari ummid 1 hi ladke se rakhti h . aur . . . . ladke saari ladkiyo se 1 hi ummid rakhte hai... =D

10 years ago

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Interviewer 2 Pappu : Just imagine, you are on the 8th floor, . . . . It caught fire, How will you escape? . . . Pappu : Its very simple, . I will stop my imagination..!! -

10 years ago

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Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega. Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

10 years ago

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Ae DOST tu kaha hai??? . . . . Jaha hai wahi rahna 2-3 ghante tak kyonki bahar BANDAR pakde wale aaye hai... Ab thanks mat bol pagal Rulaoge kya:-

10 years ago

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Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti, May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon? Tum Ya May ? Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti, Main Main

10 years ago

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Que. Ye PYaR Kb HOtA HAi

AnS . Jb RaHu KeTu Aur ShAni Ki DashA KhAraB Ho AUr MaNgal ApkA KamJor Ho
AuR BhaGwaN MaZe LEne Ke MuD ME Ho:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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महिलाओं हम शर्मिंदा हैं........
लड़कियों की Id में लड़के अभी जिन्दा हैं!

10 years ago

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Boy:" I love you! Girl:" I m Engaged to Someone & I have a Boyfriend & I also Have 2 Serious Affairs.. ! ! Boy : (After a Long pause) ! ! "FIR V DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST KAAR SAKTEY HO TOH.." BOYS ARE BOYS......THEY NEVER CHANGE...:D

10 years ago

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Boy To Girl: Koi Aisi Bat Kaho, Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: I Love U Bhai.. grin.png

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Boy To Girl During Fight..
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Boy:- Mujhse Panga Na Lena Me Sher Ka
baccha Hu
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Girl:- Ek Baat Bata Sher Ghar Par Aaya Tha Ya
aunty
jungle Gyi Thi.,,,,,
Girl Rocks- Boy Shocked..

10 years ago

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हिंदुस्तान की सबसे देशभक्त कौम शराबियो
की है
कितना भी टैक्स बढ़ाओ बेचारे बिना विरोध किये शराब
खरीदते है
देश की तरक्की में योगदान को नमन

10 years ago

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