Ultimate Hit!!
Pappu ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Pappu ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat... :D
Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
K.k
जिन सपनों ने 2015 में आप को सोने नही दिया,
उन सपनों को 2016 में पूरा करने की ठान लें;
और पूरे आत्मविश्वास और लगन से मेहनत करें,
ताकि सफलता आपके कदम चूमे।
आपका नया साल मंगलमय हो
जमीन अच्छी हो,
खाद अच्छी हो,
पर ........
पानी अगर खारा हो तो
फूल नहीं खिलते..!!!
भाव अच्छा हो,
विचार भी अच्छा हो,
मगर .........
वाणी खराब हो तो संबंध नही टिकते....!!!!!
Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.
Grl: Jaan Mujhe Aise Prpose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi ne Na Kiya Ho. Boy:Kamini I Luv U. Mujhse Shadi kr K Mujhe Tabah Kr De Haramzadi.Meri Zindgi Ujad De Kutiya.
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai
jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari
pant main hai aur meri pant
mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main
karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli
daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat
"A TRUE STORY"
Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha.
ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab hm pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!!
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq me mil gaye jb;
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us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bna diya gaya
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AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI..
Ek admi ki shadi hui, Dost se
Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil
kese jetoon.. ??
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Frnd:"Us k paas Cigret laga kar jana or dhuwaus k muh pe mar
k kehna:"Agar tum kaho to ye
adat bhi chor sakta hun...:>
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Us ne jaa kar esa hi kiya..
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Biwi ne sun kar jawab dia:"NAi
its 0k.. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te
ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna hai