Jokes SMS

SANTA: Shimla ja raha hu....... Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga. BANTA: Meri bhi le ja yaar......... ushe bhi gira dena. . . . SANTA: Agar tu Bura na mane to use Wapsi me gira du ?

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Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya, Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha, Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla

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Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Doorfauji Truck Ka Ptrol Khatm Ho Gya.. Pappu Driver Ne Major Ko Btaya Ke Ptrol Pump Tak Dhakka Lagana Padega.. Sab Nichey Utar Kar Dhakkalagane Lage.. Kafi Der Baad Pump Par Pahuch Gaye.. Kuch Jawan Behosh Ho Gaye.. Pappu Ne Petrol Dlwana Shuru Kiya To Major Ne Kaha K Piche Jo Drum Hai, Us Me B Dalwa Lo.. Pappu:" Wo To Full Hai, Emrgency K Liye Rakha Hai.

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What is love? In Maths: An equation; In History: A war; In Chemistry: A reaction; In Arts: A heart; In Me: You!

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Son:Papa agar apko pata chale ki me 1st Divison pas hua to apko kaisa lagega? Papa:Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho Jaunga. Son:Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!

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Sacha Dost Wo Hota He Jo Exam Me Aapke Paas Wali Window k Samne Aake Bole.. ? ? ? Abe Kitna Likhega Jaldi

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LOVE LETTER vs EXAM PAPER LOVE LETTER:"Hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe lafzon mein nahi likh pate!" EXAM PAPER:"Hazaro alfaaz likhne padte hai jo khayalo mein nahi aate!"

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Namaskar Agar Dharti Par Ho To SMS Bhejo,

Asmaan Par Ho To Barish Bhejo,

Swarg Me Ho To Apsara Bhejo

Aur Agar Narak Me Ho To ENJOY YOURSELF....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me Bhi Gongress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

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Ladka Bola Dilruba,
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ladki Boli Pizza Khila,
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ladka Bola Paise Nahi,
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ladki Boli Aise Nahi,
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ladka Bola Mehangai Hai,
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ladki Boli Aaj Se Tu Mera Bhai Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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लोग अपने कपड़ो के स्टाइल पर कितना पैसा बर्बाद कर देते हैं; जबकि जिंदगी के सबसे हसीन लम्हें बिना कपड़ो के गुज़र जाते हैं। . . अबे बचपन की बात कर रहा हूँ। कब तक ऐसा गन्दा सोचता रहेगा।

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Sine Me Dil,
Dil Me Dard,
Dard Me Yaqin,
Yaqin Me Khyal,
Khayal Me Khwab,
Khuwab Me Tasvir
Tasvir Me Sirf Ap!
Itna Darawna Khuwab?
Baap Re Baap:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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"चैन्नई सुपरकिंग्स पर बैन लगने के बाद एक राष्ट्रीय संकट गहरा गया है" . . . . . . . . . . वह ये कि अब सुरेश रैना अच्छा प्रदर्शन कहाँ किया करेंगे?

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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise? Sala singer hi mara pada hai

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Lrki Ko ProposeKrny Ka Islami Triqa Kya Ap K Paon Mere Bachon Ki Jannat Ban Skty Hn? (‘;’) Jazakallah / /

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Agar Tum Use Na Pa Sako Jisse Tum Pyar Karte Ho, . . . . To . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sharam Karo,,.... Laao Ab Number Mujhe Do,,...Main Try Karta Hu.....

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PAPPU : UncLe
Mai 1 Larki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.:)
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UnCLe: Tu UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee
PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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PAPPU : UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee
PiTe
hai:p;):D
UnclE ShocKzZ:o:PAPPU

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ram ke ghar ek phone aya. ram:hello phone:roshni hai kya? ram:nahi. phone:toh mombatti jala lo.

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Tinku:Mujhe Bank Wali Aunty Ka Naam Pata Chal Gaya. Maa: Kya Hai? Tinku: Unki Table Par Name Plate Par Likha Tha, Chalu Khata.

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Ek aurat paraye mard ke 7 ghar me thi. Tabhi uska pati job se thoda late aaya. Patni- tum itna late q aaye? Pati- pehle batao ye kaun hai. Patni-topic change mat karo.

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