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Warning..!! Doctor advised plz Don’t drink water after eating fish bcoz Fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach

10 years ago

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पठान ने मछली पकड़ी और घर आया तो देखा: ना गैस, ना आटा, ना बिजली और ना तेल। पठान वापस मछली को नदी में फेक आया। मछली चिल्लाई,"कांग्रेस पार्टी जिंदाबाद,

10 years ago

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मोहल्ले के बारात जब जाओ तब पता चलता है की किन किन नय लड़को ने शराब पीना शुरू कर दिया है

10 years ago

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Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na.

10 years ago

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कामवाली : मैडम अब तो साहब की तन्ख्वाह बढ़ गई है। मेरे भी पैसे बढ़ा दो न। मैडम : तुम्हें कैसे पता कि उनकी सैलरी बढ़ गई। कामवाली : अरे साहब आज ही एक किलो प्याज लेकर आए हैं न।

10 years ago

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Jee Chaahta Hai Tumse Pyari Si Baat Ho, khaamosh Taare Aur Lambi Si Raat Ho, phir Saari Raat Tumse Hum Kahte Rahen, ki Tum Meri Zindagi Tum Meri Qayenaat Ho.

10 years ago

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That Before And After Marriage Situation.

Girl: When We Get Married I Will Share All Your Problems And Stand By You In
times Of Pain And Suffering.
Boy: Sweet. But Honey I Don’t Have Any Problems Right Now.
Girl: Aww… Sweety. That Is Because We Are Not Married Yet ;):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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At Restaurant:"Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun.. Girl:"Kya.. ??? . . Boy:"I m already married... . . . . Girl:"Dara diya, Mein Samjhi paise nai hain..

10 years ago

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माझा चेहरा पडला तर खुप नाराज होयचास हळूच जवळ घेउन सॉरी बोलायचास आज ही मला तुझा सारखा होतो भास् कारे असा वागतोस का देतोस त्रास नाही पुन्हा भेटणार एकदा बंद पडल्यावर श्वास एकदाच भेट मला पुन्हा नाही देणार त्रास.

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Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

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Girl: Hi Baby… Boy: Hi My Jaanu mera baby… (Sending failed) Girl: Are You There? Boy: Yes Yes I’m Here (Sending failed) Girl: Are You Ignoring Me Or What!? Boy: Honey, I’m Not… I’m Right Here…(Sending Failed) Girl: It’s over; Don’t you ever talk to me again! . . . . Boy: Damnn ! Go to hell Kameeni ! (Message Sent) *awesome networks.....connecting Alll*

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Agar Mobile India Me Bante To Usme Message Templates Kuch Aise Hote:
1. Kamine Call Kar
2. Cigarette Lete Hue Aana
3. Teri Bhabi K Sath Hu
4. Yaar Kisi Ladki Ka No. To De
5. Kaha Hai Saale ??
6. Kal College Ya Bunk...??
7. Dimag Mat Khaa.
8. Yaar Teri Bhabi Naraz Ho Gai
.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
2-3senti Msg To Bhej
9. Abhi Call Mat Karo Jaanu, Papa Jaag Rhe Hai
10. Baad Me Baat Karti Hu Mummy Samne Hai
11. Ghumne Chal Rahi Ho ??
N THE MOST IMPORTANT
12. Balance Nahi Hai, Call Kar:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ek Tapori Ki Wife:
Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Chinku Ne Aaj Pehla
aadha Shabd Bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya Bola ?
Wife: Behan:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere paise aur timedono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahihu ! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi Hain....!!

10 years ago

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RAJNIKANT VS BAPU RAJNIKANT : ME EK 6alang ME CHAND PAR JA SAKTA HU AUR TUM KYA KAR SAKTE HO BAPU : AME AVA VANDRA VEDA NATHI KARTA

10 years ago

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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

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Our Heart is the Biggest-Greatest HARAMKH0R in the world .... . . . . . . . . . . . . Sala usi ke liye Pareshan rahega jo Bhav nahi deta...

10 years ago

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He -अपना मुखड़ा तो ईधर करो She - क्यों He - अरे मुझे रूस और अमेरिका को बताना है की बिना दौलत के भी चाँद को चुमा जा सकता है

10 years ago

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Horror films mein Ladki ko Ghar mein Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai KON HAI WAHAN? . . . . . KON HAI WAHAN? Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu. Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath

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Mom: Le Beta Naya Shirt Layi Hu Ek Bar Try Kar Le :) . Boy: Kabhi Bahu B La Diya Karo Try Karne K Liye :p . . . *Flying Chappal Successfully Received At 200km/hr* :(

10 years ago

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