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Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mein Khud D.J. Bana Adhe Ghante Baad Shadi Ki Party Mein Aasman Se Ek UFO (UddanTashtari) Utri Usme Se Ek Alien Bahar Aaya Aur Hath Jod Ke Rajnikant Se Bola, Alien: “Bhai Jaan, Please Awaj Kam Kar Lijiye, Kal Mere Bachche Ka Exam Hai“

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Kaise keh de ki unse milne ki chahat nhi Bekrar dil k ab b rahat nhi Bhula dte unhe bhi mgar kya kre? Kisi ko bhula ne ki is dil ko adat nhi........

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Nikah k din wife: Nikah k din wife: Aj ap bohat udas lag rahey ho G? Husbend:Aj meri maa aur behn ki larai ho gayi hai dono alag ho gayen gi wife:koi bat nahi ab main a gayi houn na main ap ki maa behn aik kar doun gi

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बचपन में रविवार का सीर्फ एक हि, मतलब होता था... "बाल कटवाने वाला दिन"

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एक सर्वे के अनुसार GF को सामान्य दिन में खाना खिलाना ज्यादा सस्ता पड़ता है बजाय उसके जिस दिन उसने उपवास रखा हो आपकी जेब खाली हो जायेगी:dancer::dancer::dancer:

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God Is In Dabbangg Mood. "Hum Tumhari City Me Aisa Climatecreate Karenge K Confuse Ho Jaoge K Coldcream Lagaye Ya Sunscreen Lagaye"

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa Aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha
Sir: “Define Energy?”
Girl: “Sir, Mujhe Poora Nahi Aata Sirf Last Ka Thoda Aata Hai”
Sir: “Okay, Jitna Aata Hai Utna Hi Bolo”
Girl: “And This Is Called Energy“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Pappu Ka Dost Uske Ghar Pehli Baar Gaya..! . Yaar Pappu, Tera Ladka Ekdam Tere Jaisa Dikhta Hai..!! . Pappu: Arey Saale Dheere Bol Marwayega Kya...?? Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai, Ghar Mein Khelne Aya Hai.

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Ek Baar Ek Budhiya Mar Gayi, Uski Beti Zor-Zor Se Rone Lagi Aur Boli, Beti: “Amma Kaha Gayi Tu, Jaha Na Dhoop-Na Chaanv, Na Roti-Na Sabzi, Na Bijli Na Pani” Bagal Mein Santa-Banta Bhi Shok Manane Aaye Hue The, Santa Ne Sath Baithe Banta Ko Kohni Maari Aur Bola, Santa: “Abe Dekh Budhiya Kahi Hamare Ghar Pe To Nahi Chali Gayi“

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Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pahenti hai ? . . Socho . . . sochte raho . . . Vo CHAPPAL Pahenti hai. Niche puchha tha, Andar nahi..

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Sala itna garmi hai. Agar kisika name v suraj hai to uspar v pani dalne ka mud ho jata hai

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Arz Hai, Chai Ke Cup Se Udte Dhuein Mein Teri Shakal Nazar aati Hai Tere Khayalo Mein Kho Kar Aksar Meri Chai Thandhi Ho Jaati Hai Waris ali*

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Aik AurAt doosri se: JAb TumhAri TAlAAq hoi tou TumhArA 1 BAchA thA, Ab 3 hAin…! KAisey ? Doosri shArmA k: Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi mAAngney AA jAtey hAin…!. K k

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Ek admi bhagwan se: Tune bachpan diya, chheen liya Jawani di wo b chheen li Paisa diya wapas le liya Ek biwi bhi di hai, bhool gaye kya

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Husband apni saas se - apki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain. Saas - haan beta, isi vajah se to use achcha ladka nahi mila...

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Aapke Cellphone:iphone: Ka Current Balance Kitna H ?? ;) Sab Sach Sach Btana ;))
Post Paid Wale To Chup Hi Rehna:P

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Son:- "Papa chalo Circus Dekhne jaate" . Papa:- "Main Busy Hu . Son:- Papa chalo na Waha 1 Ladki chote Kapdo mein, Sher Ki Sawari Karti Hain" . . . . . Papa:- Chalo theek hain tum kahte ho to, waise bhi Bahut Din Se Sher Nahi Dekha.. :P =D :D =))

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किसी किसी की तो एसी वाट लगी जो, मुह फाड़कर बोलते थे कि सात पीडी, बेठकर खाए तो भी खत्म नही होगा, वो आजकल... दुध की थैली ऊधार मांग रहे हैं...

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Sardar- Shirt Sine ke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye... Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?. Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...

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