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  • MuNda - Hello PriYa PriYa - Hello . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MuNda- Paddh Marde aa Har vaar pyar wali gal ni hundi Oye chotu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Warning: Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko lalu ki akal, mayawati ki shakl, mulayam ki jawani, kalaam ke baal aur atal ki chal de.. Ab bhula k dekho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Call Ki
    Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
    Girl: Sacchi
    Boy: Mucchi
    Girl: Ek 100 Ka Recharge Karwa Do Plz
    Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

    By-V@ruN:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h, WRITER- 6 months DOCTOR- 2 months LAWYER- 1 month Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Attitude: Mere Paas Waqt Nahi Hai,, "Un
    Logo Se Nafrat Karne Ka, Jo Mujse Nafrat
    Krte Hain"..! Bcoz Mai Busy Hu Un Logo
    Me, "Jo Muje Pyar Krte Hai.:*:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Touching Lines Said By A Boy To A Gal
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    Behen Gifts To Wapis Karti Jaa Teri
    bhabi Ko Kya Dunga...:p :D :O :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • लंच पर 5 रूपये ले गया था.. . . . रेस्टोरेँट वाले ने एयरटेल पर सब्जी रोटी के 5 वीडियो दिखा दिये.. . . . मजाक की भी हद होती है यार.||
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhakt: Baba Mein Dukhi Hu. Baba: Aap Ke Pas freshsms.netKe Sms Aate Hai. Bhakt: Haanji Baba: Reply Karte Ho Bhakt: Nahi Baba: Roj Reply Karo.. Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jaygi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shaam Aati Hai Tumari Yaad Lekar,
    Ek Shaam Jaati Hai Tumari Yaad Dekar,Par Hume Us Shaam Ka Interzar Hai,Jo Aye Saath Tume Lekar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • हमने आज तक ईश्वर को नही देखा फिर भी उसे मानते है,
    लेकिन हम रोजाना इंसानो के बीच रहते है फिर भी इंसानियत को नही मानते है।:thumbsup_tone1::thumbsup_tone1::thumbsup_tone1:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:" Mein Tumhey Bangla Dilaonga, Car Dilaonga, Gold K Dher Laga Dunga... . . . . Girl:" Accha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Ge Kya ?? . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan Agar MOM Ney BUS Ka Kiraya De Diya To..
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगला मैच UAE से है, इंसानियत के नाते उन्हें डराना नहीं चाहिए, जितनी उनकी जनसंख्या है उससे ज्यादा तो हमारे यहाँ 10वीं में बच्चे फेल हो जाते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Imran Hashmi On Cosmetic Shop: Ek Lipstick Dena. Dukanda: Kon Sa Colour? Imran: Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiaye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू ने आम लिए तो उसमें से कीड़ा निकला। पप्पू ने आम वाले से शिकायत की ...इसमें तो कीड़ा है ! आम वाला: ये किस्मत की बात है, क्या पता अगली बार मोटरसाइकिल निकल जाए। पप्पू : 2 किलो और दे दो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:
    Har Haftay Tum Fishing Ke
    Liye Jatay
    Ho Naa.? Husband:Haan,Ha An.To.? Wife:
    Haramzade Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi
    Thi,
    Keh Rahi Thi Ki
    Woh Maa Banne Wali Hai.... ::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: a witch at night I never saw a horror movie with me anymore and never was going on behind me. Wife: Which film? Husband: Your Wedding
    • 10 years ago



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  • Taxi Driver- Petrol Khatm Ho Gaya Hai.
    Gadi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti..

    Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, Reverse Lelo, Vapas Ghar Chalenge:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • First Lady: mera doodh wala to subha aate hi daba deta ha. . . . Bell... Second Lady: mera paper wala to dabata he nahi aate hie neeche se daal deta hai. . . . Newspaper...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane Ki, Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki.. Sms To Company Ne Kab Ke Saste Kar Diye, Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhari Chillar Bachane Ki..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ya Time Aa Gaya Hai..
    Boys Ke Liye Film Bani To
    "Ek Tha Tiger"
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    Girls Ka Number Aaya To "Ek Thi Daayan":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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