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  • Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata. Admi ne kaha:Tum to rat main kat tay hona? Macher bola:Ghar k halat kharab hain.. Over time ker raha hon
    • 10 years ago



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  • Man:" Is There Any Medicine For Long Life ?? . Doctor:" Get Married . Man:" Will It Help ?? . Doc:" No, But It Will Avoid Such Thoughts.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri Mil Gayi. Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki Warden Ne Use Bulakar Kaha. Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene Aaye?” Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?, Salary Bhi Milegi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek tota car se takrakar behosh hoker niche gir gaya to kisine usse uthakar pinjre me rakh diya,jab tote ko hosh aaya to bola "aaila apun jail me carwala mar gaya kya"..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. . Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi. . Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka.. . ... "TRY"to har ek ko karungi..: . Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . . . Boys :- Arz kiya hai koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi, . Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, . . . Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi.... SKT
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hoth Tere Bhindi Ki Tarah, Ankhe Matar Ki Tarah Aur Shakal Gobhi Ki Tarah.
    Yaa Khuda Ek Dost Diya Wo Bhi Sabji Mandi Ki Tarah.
    Keep Smile:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • अध्यापक : Internet पे जो अश्लीलता है आप
    उसे किस तरह से देखते हैं..?...
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    छात्र : जी Full HD में.....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • जो लोग गाड़ी का पेट्रोल-टैंक फुल भरवा के खुद को अमीर समझ रहे हैं, . . . . उन्हें बता दूं क़ि मैंने अभी-अभी प्याज के परांठे खाये हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher :- Akbar kon tha ?? Student :- Pta Nhi Sir. Teacher :- Padhai Ki Traf Dhyan Do, Pata Chalega..... Student :- Aap Bataiye Sunil Kon Hai ?? Teacher -: Pta Nhi. Student: Apni Ladki Ki Traf Dhyan Dijiye, Pta Chalegaa..........
    • 10 years ago



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  • MOBILE EK MANDIR HE,, SIMCARD USKA"DEVTA" HE. Call karne vala pujari hai. Sms karne vala dani he. Sms padhne vala bhakt he. Sma padhke replay nahi karne vala bhikhari he!!!!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • :woman:????:older_woman:????:princess:????:woman:????:older_woman:????:princess:????


    मुन्नाभाई :- " ए सर्किट..... .!
    इंगलिश में माँ को Mom बोलते हैं , तो माँ की छोटी बहन और बड़ी बहन को क्या बोलेंगे....? "

    सर्किट :- " सिम्पल है भाई...!

    Minimom & Maximom...!"


    :joy::joy::blush::blush::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Munna Bhai Style Jokes , Jokes SMS
  • What Is A Difference Between A Kiss, A Car:blue_car: And A Monkey:monkey:? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend. . . Jiski Girlfriend. . . . . . . . Usse kahegi: 'jaanu tum phone rakho, mai call karti hu.....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
    • 10 years ago



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  • Akti notun sokal, kichu sundor sopno, akmuto sada meg, kichu misty onuboti, r kichu shopnil srity, ai niea suru hok tomar agami sokal.
    • 10 years ago



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  • इश्क़ वो है.. जिसमें डूबा लड़का 100 रूपये पाने पर, बीयर गटकने की जगह अपनी छमिया सै बतियाने के लिए टॉकटाइम का जुगाड़ करता है..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • After seing movie Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani....a boy 2his father . . . boy- me udna chahta hu,girna chata hu,dodna b chahta hu......bus rukna nai chahta . father replied.... . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . Ye le mobile...Temple Run khel le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़कियां 5 रूपए रखने के लिए इतना बड़ा झोला लेकर घर से चलती हैं और हम लड़के 500-1000 तो ऊपर की जेब में ही रख लेते हैं
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
    Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
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    & They Got Shocked...
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    Because Rajnikant Waha Already
    Papad Shek Raha Tha... :) :D :p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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