Al Franken Quotes, Generations Quotes

I'm from the Vietnam generation. I didn't serve.

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I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.

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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

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Liberals don't hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.

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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He's helped me out on a couple of occasions when I've given speeches to corporations where he'd have a good... He'd give me some good information.

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Being a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress.

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Let's not let the government sell us out. Let's fight for net neutrality.

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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.

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I also focus on Bush and his administration - who do a lot of lying - and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn't be able to get away with.

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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I've got a problem, I should take their advice. And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn't take their advice.

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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers...Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.

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Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free.

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I'm for Israel's right to exist.

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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.

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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.

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The institutions that we've built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don't apply to the private sector. The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations. The Freedom of Information Act doesn't apply to Silicon Valley. And you can't impeach Google if it breaks its 'Don't be evil' campaign pledge.

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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.

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