• Categories
  • Al Franken Quotes   184
  • Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Phones Quotes , People Quotes
  • To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It's - I think they might use too much oil in their hummus - but it's the wrong question.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Oil Quotes
  • And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Fun Quotes , Book Quotes
  • If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Secret Quotes , Want Quotes
  • Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus. I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it's a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us. And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Media Quotes