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  • I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him 'then bring me a winner.'
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al McGuire Quotes , Fighting Quotes , Night Quotes
  • It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al McGuire Quotes , Moving Quotes , Kids Quotes
  • On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al McGuire Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes