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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

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It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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