Al Yankovic Quotes, Decision Quotes, Taste Quotes

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

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Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.

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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

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