Al Yankovic Quotes, People Quotes, Decision Quotes

I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

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It's hard to force creativity and humor.

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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.

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I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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