Al Yankovic Quotes, Reading Quotes, Kids Quotes

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

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I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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