Al Yankovic Quotes, Thinking Quotes, Details Quotes

I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

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