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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

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There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

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