Al Yankovic Quotes, Self Quotes, Gas Stations Quotes

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

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When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we'd pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.

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So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

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My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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