Al Yankovic Quotes, Wife Quotes

My wife went off with Elvis.

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It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

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