Al Yankovic Quotes, Low Self Esteem Quotes, Noses Quotes

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.

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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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