Al Yankovic Quotes, Albums Quotes, Medley Quotes

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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