Al Yankovic Quotes, Looks Quotes, Attention Quotes

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

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