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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

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My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we'd pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.

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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

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It's hard to force creativity and humor.

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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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