Al Yankovic Quotes, Kind Quotes, Motivated Quotes

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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