Al Yankovic Quotes, Girl Quotes, Hair Quotes

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

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Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.

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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

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