Al Yankovic Quotes, Reading Quotes, Kids Quotes

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we'd pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

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