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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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