Al Yankovic Quotes, People Quotes, Decision Quotes

I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

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I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

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