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Al Yankovic Quotes 150
- It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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- Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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- I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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- In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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- As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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- I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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- Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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- The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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- I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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- My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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- At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.
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- I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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- I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
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- My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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- I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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- Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
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- When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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- I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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- So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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- My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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