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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we'd pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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