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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

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Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

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