Al Yankovic Quotes, Important Quotes, Comedy Quotes

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

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It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.

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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

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Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.

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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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