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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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It's hard to force creativity and humor.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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