Al Yankovic Quotes, Peace Quotes, Military Quotes

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

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I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

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I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

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I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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