Al Yankovic Quotes, Wife Quotes

My wife went off with Elvis.

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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.

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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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