Al Yankovic Quotes, Looks Quotes, Attention Quotes

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.

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