Al Yankovic Quotes, Writing Quotes, Mean Quotes

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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It's hard to force creativity and humor.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

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My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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