Al Yankovic Quotes, Song Quotes, Parody Quotes

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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