Al Yankovic Quotes, Paris Quotes, People Quotes

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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