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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

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Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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It's hard to force creativity and humor.

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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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