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Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows

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The convention missionaries call "modesty" has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anybody's whim - anybody's diseased caprice.

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A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.

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Children have but little charity for one another's defects

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There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

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Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

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Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

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It takes some little time to accept and realize the fact that while you have been growing old, your friends have not been standing still, in that matter.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.

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I am technically "boss" of the family which I am carrying along-but I am grateful to know that it is only technically - that the real authority rests on the other side of the house. It is placed there by a beneficent Providence, who foresaw before I was born, or, if he did not, he has found it out since - that I am not in any way qualified to travel alone.

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I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.

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Imagination labors best in distant fields.

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