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If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.

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The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.

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Our inner strengths, experiences, and truths cannot be lost, destroyed, or taken away. Every person has an inborn worth and can contribute to the human community. We all can treat one another with dignity and respect, provide opportunities to grow toward our fullest lives and help one another discover and develop our unique gifts. We each deserve this and we all can extend it to others.

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I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins!

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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.

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Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.

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Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.

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I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison.

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The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

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You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

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While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

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The North thinks it knows how to make corn bread, but this is a gross superstition. Perhaps no bread in the world is quite as good as Southern corn bread, and perhaps no bread in the world is quite as bad as the Northern imitation of it.

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When an honest writer discovers an imposition it is his simple duty to strip it bare and hurl it down from its place of honor, no matter who suffers by it; any other course would render him unworthy of the public confidence.

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.

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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.

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I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

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All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

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