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I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

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The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.

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I do not allow my schooling to interfere with my education

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

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I cannot see the short, white curls Upon the forehead of an Ox, But what I see them dripping with That poor thing's blood, and hear the ax; When I see calves and lambs, I see Them led to death; I see no bird Or rabbit cross the open field But what a sudden shot is heard; A shout that tells me men aim true, For death or wound, doth chill me through. W.H. Davies I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.

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Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.

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We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

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The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

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Authorship is not a trade, it is an inspiration; authorship does not keep an office, its habitation is all out under the sky, and everywhere the winds are blowing and the sun is shining and the creatures of God are free.

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You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. Perfect love cannot be without equality. A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing. We are all alike, on the inside.

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I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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...the administration of the law can never go lax where every individual sees to it that it grows not lax in his own case, or in cases which fall under his eyes.

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

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I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

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There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

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I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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It is a pity we can't escape from life when we are young.

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