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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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We despise no source that can pay us a pleasing attention.

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God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

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The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future.

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Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.

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If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

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I conceive that the right way to write a story for boys is to write so that it will not only interest boys but strongly interest any man who has ever been a boy. That immensely enlarges the audience.

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Solomon, who was one of the Deity's favorites, had a copulation cabinet composed of seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines. To save his life he could not have kept two of these young creatures satisfactorily refreshed, even if he had fifteen experts to help him. Necessarily almost the entire thousand had to go hungry for years and years on a stretch. Conceive of a man hardhearted enough to look daily upon all that suffering and not be moved to mitigate it.

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Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain: adults and wise persons never speak it.

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France has usually been governed by prostitutes

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The newspaper that obstructs the law on a trivial pretext, for money's sake, is a dangerous enemy to the public weal. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse.

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Man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy.

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To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth.

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Good exercise for the heart: reach out and help your neighbor

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On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.

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We often feel sad in the presence of music without words; and often more than that in the presence of music without music.

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