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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

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The piano may do for love-sick girls who lace themselves to skeletons, and lunch on chalk, pickles and slate pencils, but give me the banjo.

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Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.

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It is easy to see that the inventor of the heaven did not originate the idea, but copied it from the show-ceremonies of some sorry little sovereign State up in the back settlements of the Orient somewhere.

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Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

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The heart is the real fountain of youth.

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What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

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To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.

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The best and most telling speech is not the actual impromptu one but the counterfeit of it.

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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

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I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.

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Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it is an overstatement. If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in The Health Board.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one -- this is business.

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Troubles are only mental; it is the mind that manufactures them, and the mind can gorge them, banish them, abolish them.

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You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

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A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

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One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

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