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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

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Hardly a man in the world has an opinion upon morals, politics or religion which he got otherwise than through his associations and sympathies. Broadly speaking, there are none but corn-pone opinions. And broadly speaking, Corn-Pone stands for Self-Approval. Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people. The result is Conformity.

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My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.

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What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval.

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I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good.

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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.

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If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty.

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Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

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God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.

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All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

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There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

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I like criticism, but it must be my way.

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I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world.

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The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.

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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Overnight success is a fallacy. It is preceded by a great deal of preparation. Ask any successful person how they came to this point in their lives, and they will have a story to tell.

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