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My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

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Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.

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A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

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When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose.

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Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.

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Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

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Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.

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Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

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God made all the animals in a single day; he could have swept them all away in the flood and re-created them in one day when they were again needed. Therefore it was an odd idea to save specimens of them for eleven months in the ark, whilst aware that eight persons could not feed or water them by any human possibility. If they were to be preserved by miracle, the ark was not necessary - to let them swim would have answered the purpose and been more indubitably miraculous.

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You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' but that ain't no matter. That book was made by a Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

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Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

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It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest ideals.

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

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The Moral Sense teaches us what is right, and how to avoid it-when unpopular.

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Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness

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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

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Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.

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