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Comedy keeps the heart sweet.

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Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

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If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.

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Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.

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Very well, then, where do we arrive? Where do we arrive with our respect, our homage, our filial affection? At Adam! At Adam, every time. We can't build a monument to a germ, but we can build one to Adam, who is in the way to turn myth in in fifty years and be entirely forgotten in two hundred. We can build a monument and save his name to the world forever, and we'll do it!

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The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that afflict the peoples — that is the one to throw bricks and sermons at.

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For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

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Customs do not concern themselves with right or wrong or reason. But they have to be obeyed; one reasons all around them until he is tired, but he must not transgress them, it is sternly forbidden.

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We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred million years --and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together.

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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst.

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the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

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You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

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If the metrics you are looking at aren't useful in optimizing your strategy - stop looking at them.

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No child should be permitted to grow up without exercise for imagination. It enriches life for him. It makes things wonderful and beautiful.

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