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Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

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When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.

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There is no accounting for human beings.

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

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Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more.

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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

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God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

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For instance, take this sample: he has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights, the one ecstasy that stands first and foremost in the heart of every individual of his race - and of ours - sexual intercourse!It is as if a lost and perishing person in a roasting desert should be told by a rescuer he might choose and have all longed-for things but one, and he should elect to leave out water!

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Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance.

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Persons who think there is no such thing as luck good or bad are entitled to their opinion, although I think they ought to be shot for it.

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That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

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I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

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Some people give their problems swimming lessons instead of drowning them.

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