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God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

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One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.

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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

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The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man appears he is a comet-his fame is eternal-needs no genius, no talent-mere honesty

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Medicine has made all its progress during the past fifty years. ... How many operations that are now in use were known fifty years ago?-they were not operations, they were executions.

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Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

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It is no use to keep private information which you can't show off.

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It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible.

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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

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Twenty-four years ago I was strangely handsome; in San Francisco in the rainy season I was often mistaken for fair weather.

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The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.

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Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in taste. The bottom of the cup has a muddy sediment in it half an inch deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the way, and produce a tickling aggravation that keeps you barking and coughing for an hour.

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Now what I contend is that my body is my own, at least I have always so regarded it. If I do harm through my experimenting with it, it is I who suffer, not the state.

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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