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Why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?

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If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty. If it is loaded my immortal and inflexible purpose is to get over the fence and go home. My invariable practice in war has been to bring out of every fight two-thirds more men than when I went in. This seems to me Napoleonic in its grandeur.

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There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

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Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.

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Don't wait the time is never just right.

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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

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Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it.

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Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.

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What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut.

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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

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We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.

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India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

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I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.

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Low comedies are written for the drawing-room, the kitchen and the stable, and if you cut out the kitchen and the stable the drawing-room can't support the play by itself.

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God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

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