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July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

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Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.

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The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

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This is a Christian country. Why, so is hell. Inasmuch as Strait is the way and narrow is the gate, and few - few - are they that enter in thereat has had the natural effect of making hell the only really prominent Christian community in any of the worlds; but we don't brag of this and certainly it is not proper to brag and boast that America is a Christian country when we all know that certainly five-sixths of our population could not enter in at the narrow gate.

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All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst.

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We are always hearing of people who are around seeking after the Truth. I have never seen a (permanent) specimen. I think he has never lived. But I have seen several entirely sincere people who thought they were (permanent) Seekers after the Truth. They sought diligently, persistently, carefully, cautiously, profoundly, with perfect honesty and nicely adjusted judgment- until they believed that without doubt or question they had found the Truth. That was the end of the search. The man spent the rest of his hunting up shingles wherewith to protect his Truth from the weather.

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To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

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Wilson stopped and stood silent. Inattention dies a quick and sure death when a speaker does that.

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On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.

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To avoid being drawn into error, keep a firm grip on the truth.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.

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I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.

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We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment - in a word, Circumstance, and against these bonds the strongest of us struggle in vain.

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