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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the prohibition that makes anything precious.

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When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

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Humor is man's greatest blessing.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

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In writing, I shall always confine myself strictly to the truth, except when it is attended with inconvenience.

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He [George Washington Cable] has taught me to abhor and detest the Sabbath day and hunt up new and troublesome ways to dishonor it.

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Today's burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow.

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When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.

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The average man don't like trouble and danger.

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He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

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That is a society editor, sitting there elegantly dressed, with his legs crossed in that indolent way, observing the clothes the ladies wear, so that he can describe them for his paper and make them out finer than they are and get bribes for it and become wealthy.

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If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.

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What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must.

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Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

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It was a splendid population - for all the slow, sleepy, sluggish-brained sloths stayed at home - you never find that sort of people among pioneers - you cannot build pioneers out of that sort of material. It was that population that gave to California a name for getting up astounding enterprises and rushing them through with a magnificent dash and daring and a recklessness of cost or consequences, which she bears unto this day - and when she projects a new surprise the grave world smiles as usual and says, "Well, that is California all over.

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