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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

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I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

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Never do wrong when people are looking.

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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

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I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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I went to the circus, and loafed around the back side till the watchman went by, and then dived in under the tent. I had my twenty-dollar gold piece and some other money, but I reckoned I better save it.... I ain't opposed to spending money on circuses, when there ain't no other way, but there ain't no use in wasting it on them.

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Our heroes are men who do things which we recognize, with regret, and sometimes with a secret shame, that we cannot do.

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I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

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Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.

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The fear of lightning is one of the most distressing infirmities a human being can be afflicted with. It is mostly confined to women, but now and then you find it in a little dog, and sometimes a man.

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The average man don't like trouble and danger.

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Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

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You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom.

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Man proposes, but God blocks the game.

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There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing, and predatory. The invention of hell measured by our Christianity of today, bad as it is, hypocritical as it is, empty and hollow as it is, neither the deity nor his son is a Christian, nor qualified for that moderately high place. Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilled.

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The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.

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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.

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Such is luck! And such the treatment which honest, good perservance gets so often at the hands of unfair and malicious Nature!

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Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

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