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Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

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Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

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Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.

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Nothing so focuses the mind as the prospect of being hanged.

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We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.

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A dream...I was trying to explain to St. Peter, and was doing it in the German tongue, because I didn't want to be too explicit.

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Every inventor is a crackpot until his idea succeeds.

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Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

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The Church worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies of witches, and washed the Christian world clean with their foul blood. Then it was discovered that there was no such thing as witches, and never had been. One doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Who discovered that there was no such thing as a witch - the priest, the parson? No, these never discover anything.

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Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!

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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

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Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

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It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.

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The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

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Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

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I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.

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