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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

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The Moral Sense teaches us what is right, and how to avoid it-when unpopular.

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Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.

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The Church worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies of witches, and washed the Christian world clean with their foul blood. Then it was discovered that there was no such thing as witches, and never had been. One doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Who discovered that there was no such thing as a witch - the priest, the parson? No, these never discover anything.

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The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.

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Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.

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It's not as bad as it sounds.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

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The writing begins when you’ve finished. Only then do you know what you’re trying to say.

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Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.

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The ancients stole all our ideas from us.

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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

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A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

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At noon I observed a bevy of nude young native women bathing in the sea, and I went and sat down on their clothes to keep them from being stolen.

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No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God.

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.

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Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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