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The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

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Perhaps no poet is a conscious plagiarist, but there seems to be warrant for suspecting that there is no poet who is not at one time or another an unconscious one.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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I don't speak German well but several experts have assured me that I write it like an angel. Maybe so, maybe so- I don't know. I've not yet made any acquaintances among the angels. That comes later, whenever it please the Deity. I'm not in any hurry.

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To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.

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Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made him with an appetite for sand

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That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

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Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

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Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

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Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

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God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.

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In America-as elsewhere-free speech is confined to the dead.

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... No photograph ever was good, yet, of anybody - hunger and thirst and utter wretchedness overtake the outlaw who invented it! It transforms into desperadoes the weakest of men; depicts sinless innocence upon the pictured faces of ruffians; gives the wise man the stupid leer of a fool, and the fool an expression of more than earthly wisdom.

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In literature imitations do not imitate.

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There is no security in life, only opportunity.

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The unspoken word is capital. We can invest it or we can squander it.

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