Mark Twain Quotes, Kings Quotes, Fur Quotes

All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out.

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If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.

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...the person that had took a bull by the tail once had learnt sixty or seventy times as much as a person that hadn't, and said a person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

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I never did a thing in all my life, virtuous or otherwise that I didn't repent of within twenty-four hours.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

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It is an important thing, in our never-ending pursuit of happiness, to stop and just be happy for a while.

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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

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The two Great Unknowns, the two Illustrious Conjecturabilities! They are the best known unknown persons that have ever drawn breath upon the planet.

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It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

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The southerner talks music.

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The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

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Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood.

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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.

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The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede.

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