Funny Saying SMS

Sahab: Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye, kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun? naukar: sahab galati ho gayi, mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain..

8 years ago

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kya koi iska answer bata sakta he he dum kisi me.... 2 + 6+ 10+ 14 + 18 + 22 + 26+ 30+ 34 + 38 = 200 To in me se kisi 5 ko total kar ke 100 banao, Agar dimag me dam hai to reply karo........... ..??????? Chalenge For YoU

8 years ago

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Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai. Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P

8 years ago

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Agar Aap Wo Karna Chaahte Hai Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin Kiya To Aapko Ve Tareeke Apnaane Padenge Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin Apnaaye..

8 years ago

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Sms ke rates..... 1996-4/- 2000-2/- 2004-1/- 2006-.50/- 2008-free/- aap kab karoge jab sms pe lone milaga tab.....

8 years ago

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kabi na chuka sako wo lon h hum, hamesha bajti rahe wo tone h hum, ab to pahachan gaye na kon h hum? are sms ki duniya ke "DON" h hum.

8 years ago

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u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky, u r 100% sweet, u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.

8 years ago

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Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa

8 years ago

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Though u r away this Diwali......... You r always with me in my Thoughts. Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon. Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success , Happiness and Many moment to cherish. *JuSt FrOm SkR*

8 years ago

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DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA BY FAIYAZ ALAM

8 years ago

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nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.

8 years ago

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1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai. Usme likha tha: 07

8 years ago

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Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Dil jalaaty hey, par honton say to lagaati hey.

8 years ago

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Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.

8 years ago

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Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"

8 years ago

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Khush to bahot hoge tum, Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge...? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...? Ha ha ha ha

8 years ago

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Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha Monu- Sabji

8 years ago

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What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.

8 years ago

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Think big... Think more... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great...I kno thats too much 4u. So, heres a short-cut. Just think about me...!

8 years ago

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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha,H r khidki ko dekha Or bola. Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.

8 years ago

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