Destiny Simply Depends On The,
Strength Of Your Dreams, If
You Cry At Trouble It Grows
Double And, If You Laugh At
Trouble, It Disappears Like A Bubble.
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AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI
TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI
JAB YE CHALTI HAI
TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI
JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI
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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha,
Hr minar ko dekha,
Hr kaalin ko dekha,H
r khidki ko dekha
Or bola.
Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.
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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
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Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam me aapke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole????
.
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
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अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे
तो......
समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!.
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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha
1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu
Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.
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Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi
*
Sarkari School Me padna Nhi
*
Sarkari hosptal Me jana Nhi
*
Aur Nokri chahiye To Sarkari.!
WaH INDIA WaH
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Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe
Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji
Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha
Monu- Sabji
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Gandhi bhi chala gaya,
nehru bhi mar gaya,
subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur
meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab
kya hoga.
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A Nice saying:
"FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS.
.
where as,
"TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS.
what a funny world!.
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Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye.
Sidhe
upar aa jana.
Fir kya???
Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!
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" Funny truth "
Being "In A Relationship"
And
Being "In The "Hospital"
Is All The Same.
Everyone Asks:
"Serious Hai Kya" ?=P
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Agar ap chor hote,
to meri kya chez churate.
1-brain
2-beauty
3-luck
4-style
5-smile
6-atitude
7-dil
8-charactr
9-nature.
10-voice. Rply plz i(.....)
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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte
BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar
VAAR Nhi Krte
Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye
Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte
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Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay ..
–––… .
1)
2)
3)
––
Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo ..
Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!
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Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut
Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha
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, New Whatsapp Status
Agar Aap Wo Karna
Chaahte Hai
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Kiya
To Aapko Ve Tareeke
Apnaane Padenge
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Apnaaye..
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