AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI
TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI
JAB YE CHALTI HAI
TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI
JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI
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Agr Me Sms Ka Rply Na Karu,
Ya Mis Call Na Kar Pau,
Ya Kbi Call Na Karu, To Samajh Lena,
"SMS KING" Aaram Farma Raha He,
par "Praja" seva karti rahe.
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Bewafa Duniya Mein
Sari Zindgai
Kon Sath Day Ga Tera
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Log To Hathon Se Dafna Ker
Bhool Jatay Hain K ,
Qabar Kon Si Thi...!!
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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
Im ur dumplin dumplin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
feeling something something :p
.
hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
.
tuku tukuuuuu…
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Agar Aap Wo Karna
Chaahte Hai
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Kiya
To Aapko Ve Tareeke
Apnaane Padenge
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Apnaaye..
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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He
ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte
Qki
CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?
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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho..
Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...?
Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,,"
Take Full Rest ;-
Thanks for stay with me.
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Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho,
Mera ghar,Mera car
Hamara Q Nahi kehte,
Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho?
Pati:Hamara Underwear
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अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे
तो......
समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!.
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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte
BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar
VAAR Nhi Krte
Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye
Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte
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ALLAH ka zikar apny hath ki ungliyon pe kiya kro
Q k jb aap qbr k anderon me raho gy to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krain gi
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, New Whatsapp Status
Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti
Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti
Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye
HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.
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Though u r away this Diwali.........
You r always with me in my Thoughts.
Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon.
Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success ,
Happiness and Many moment to cherish.
*JuSt FrOm SkR*
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Wo Ro Ro Kar Kehta Raha "Mujhe Tumse Nafrat Hai Nafrat Hai"
Ek Sawal Aj Bhi Pareshan Karta Hai "Nafrat Thi To Roya Kyu"???
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Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay ..
–––… .
1)
2)
3)
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Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo ..
Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!
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Students song
Hm hoge all pass
Hm hoge all pass
1din
.
Ho! ho!
SOTE h bindass
Likhte h bakwas
Karte h timepas
Fir B h vishwas
Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!
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