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  • nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha,H r khidki ko dekha Or bola. Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay.
    • 9 years ago



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  • He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email Why you no talking about me? Ohh!!!!! Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Please scrach here with bleade
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho, Mera ghar,Mera car Hamara Q Nahi kehte, Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho? Pati:Hamara Underwear
    • 9 years ago



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  • Think big... Think more... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great...I kno thats too much 4u. So, heres a short-cut. Just think about me...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai, Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai, Hausla rakh, channel na badal, SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, bird gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log SMS kar rahe hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sahab: Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye, kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun? naukar: sahab galati ho gayi, mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1. POLICE MAN - Sab Mujh Se Darte Hai Or Main Biwi Se 2. MOCHI- Main Juto Ki Marammat Karta Hu Or Biwi Meri 3. TEACHER- Main School Me Lecture Deta Hu or Ghar Me Sirf Sunta Hu. 4. OFFICER- Main Office Me BOSS Hu or Ghar Me Naukar 5. JUDGE- Main Court Me Faisale Sunata Hu or Ghar Me Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar Faisala Aapke Hath Me Hai, Kunware Raho, Khush Raho. Note- Jo Shadi Kar Chuke Hai Sabr Kare or Jinki Nahi Hui Wo na kre...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pehle mere khat k us ne Ikk anjane khof se dar kar Tokare tokare kar dale Abb………… Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh Jis ka koi naam nahin hai Pichale kitne hi ghanton se Darwaze ki aot me chop kar Tokare joor rahi hai ‘’PAGAL’’………..
    • 9 years ago



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  • poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mandir me Jaap Karta hu.. Masjid me Namaz Padta hu.. Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye "Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo jane do, Ye tumhara personal mamla he, Muje kya? Bas gir mat jana..
    • 9 years ago



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