Funny Saying SMS

" Funny truth " Being "In A Relationship" And Being "In The "Hospital" Is All The Same. Everyone Asks: "Serious Hai Kya" ?=P

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Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

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BANKS HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar GREAT INDIA

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Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai, " SAQI " Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......! " L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H

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(".") <) )> / I AM BODYGUARD ! Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho To Call Kare- 7509... . Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....

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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar VAAR Nhi Krte Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte

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Students song Hm hoge all pass Hm hoge all pass 1din . Ho! ho! SOTE h bindass Likhte h bakwas Karte h timepas Fir B h vishwas Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!

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Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki, Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

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Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti h. Kish ko satane ki bhi had hoti h. Sms bhejne ki koshish kro janab Muft ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti h.

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SOCHO Agar SMS Receive KARNE K PAISE Lgte To . Kya HOTA . SOCHO . .Nahi PATA Are TUM Sab MERI Wajah Se"ROAD" Pe Aa Jate"KANJUSO".

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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha 1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.

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Sahab: Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye, kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun? naukar: sahab galati ho gayi, mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain..

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Agar ap chor hote, to meri kya chez churate. 1-brain 2-beauty 3-luck 4-style 5-smile 6-atitude 7-dil 8-charactr 9-nature. 10-voice. Rply plz i(.....)

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What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.

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Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Dil jalaaty hey, par honton say to lagaati hey.

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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... . MAUT..... Aur.....Aur..... . . . . . Mera SMS!

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My Lyf Has Alwys Taught Me 1 Grt Lesson Which Shud B Kept In Mind 4 Entire Lyf . . . . . . . . . . Maggi Can Nvr B Made In 2 Mnutes Kachhi Reh Jati H Maza Nhi Aata...;)

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दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो पर दिल से रहना धनवान झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है "सुस्वागतम" और महल वाले लिखते हैँ "कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P

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स्वर्ग में सब कुछ है लेकिन मौत नहीं है, गीता में सब कुछ है लेकिन झूठ नहीं है, दुनिया में सब कुछ है लेकिन किसी को सुकून नहीं है, और आज के इंसान में सब कुछ है लेकिन सब्र नहीं.

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BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.? GIRL-Kyaa.? BOY-Achchi film hai na.. GIRL-Kutte k bachche.. BOY-What..? GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.

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