Punjabi SMS

Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha: sunain G… Aap kon hein? Girl=gussay say ! CHURAIL, Molvi=Tay fair chimbardi q nai..?

9 years ago

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santa-tu office me to sher bana ghumta h.. ghar pe tujhe kya ho jata h..? banta- hota to sher he hoon, bas upar DURGA sawar ho jati hai...

9 years ago

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Mere dil wich Thikana auda, Do kadam vi ohna ton aya na gaya, Main Puchhya kayon toreya tu wada, Taa Hass ke keha bas Nibhaya na gaya

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Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey. banta:aho! banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?

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Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu, rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan <(".")>mummy! ) ) Breek Kangi _/ /_ Deo.

9 years ago

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baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di, je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di

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Arz Kia Hai, Main MAJJH Wechi Me GAAN Wechi.... Wah Wah Wah Main MAJJH Wechi Me Gaan Wechi, Meri Appni C Mein Taan Wechi..

9 years ago

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Ni Kudiye Tainu Sas Mile Enni Kapati, Fere Jehdi Roj Tere Jutti, Tun Karen Ghar Da Sara Kamm, Te Sas Teri Rahe Sara Din Sutti

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O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna

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Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

9 years ago

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Jo spna teri akh dekhe oh kal di surkh swer hove, tere vehre suraj rehn lge kde 1 pal v na hner hove. Murad mangn ch tenu wqt lage te poori hon ch na der hove..

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Rabb mehar kare je sade te Zindagi diyan aasan pooriyan hon Asin har pal naal tere rahiye Kade pyar vich na dooriyan hon

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punjab mein do chije achi hai, ik lassi or duje asi

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Lao v mitro,kotiya te rajaiya nu karo maaf, cooler te A.C kar lo saaf, par subha vich rakhio narmi, hun bina nahae gal ni ban ni, mere valo saria nu happy garmi

9 years ago

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akhan band kitian te tenu sahmne paya.......tera masum chehra har vari sahmne aya..rabb nu milan di reejh v odo muk gyi,jad yad ohnu kita te sahmne tenu paya

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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde. Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

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Assi pagal thwade peeche, tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche, koi aur pagal humare peeche ha ha .... ha ha saare pagal aage peeche

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Dil jad tutda hai tan awaz ni aaundi, Saareyan nu muhabt raas ni aaundi, Ek tan apne-apne naseeb di gal hai Yaara, koi bhulda ni te kise nu yaad nahi aaundi

9 years ago

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loki ishq paye paye karde ne mai ishq duare ja bathi loki yaar labhan nu firde ne mai labyiya yaar gwa bathi

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Yaaran dian Yaarin te Maan karida, Zameen ute pair Hikk taan dharida, Rabba rakhi Meher ina Yaaran te, Ehna kr k hi Aasin Asmaan Charida.

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