Punjabi SMS

Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha: sunain G… Aap kon hein? Girl=gussay say ! CHURAIL, Molvi=Tay fair chimbardi q nai..?

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Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

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Teri Ulfat Nu Kade Nakaam Nahi Hon Devange, Teri Chahat Nu Kade Badnaam Nahi Hon Devange, Meri Jindgi ch Kade Sooraj Nikde Na-Nikde, Par Teri Jindgi ch Kade Shaam Nahi Hon Devange.

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Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

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Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.botal sharab di master kol de k jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

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Heer Says too Ranjha Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky" Ranjha Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN

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Husband:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c? Wife khamosh rehndi hai. Husband:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan?. Wife:"Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de".

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Massa massa si aayi maut ik hor hii adchan pe gayi oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi saanu umar vdhaani pe gayiÂ

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.

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Ohdi Yaad Ch Main Hanjuan Da Samunder Bana Leya, Tanhayian De Desh Ch Apna Ghar Vasa Leya, Sunya Main Loki Poojde Ne Pathraan Nu Vi, Es Karke Apne Dil Nu Main Pathar Bana Leya.

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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde. Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

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kisi nu dukh de k sukh paya ta ki paya, kise da husn dekh k chaaya ta ki chaaya, pyar krde ho kise nu ta krde raho, kise hor da pyar kho ke paya ta kipaya..

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mein jaayi dhart punjab di,mera dol dol painda noor bai meri akh di masti vekh ke,oye chade ambara tayi saroor bai meri tor majajan matkani,menu kehn arsh di hor bai...

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Upron dee langh gaye mohabatan day kaafilay.. Thaliyon dee langh gaye nadiyaan day neer.. Na haaniyan day rahe na paaniyan day rahay.. Pullan jehi Rabb nay banaayi takdeer..

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Tu yara rabb de na varga. mere pind nu jande raah verga.tu paak pavittar dil vich . koi sachi ik dua varga tenu bhulliya v ta kinj yara .tu aunde jehe sah varga.

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Every heart knows how to beat the feelings.. But, Some heart only knows how to response the feelings..!!

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jee karda eh pul javan saari kaynaat thwaddi bahan vich, jee levan eh saari jindagi bas onna hi palan de vich

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Tainu khabar na koi jehdi sade nal hoyi, kinjh ujde haan asi unjh ujde na koi, kida karida gujara, sada rab jaandey, saanu kina tu pyara saada rab jaandey..

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Assi pagal thwade peeche, tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche, koi aur pagal humare peeche ha ha .... ha ha saare pagal aage peeche

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Santa: Dr. saab mujhe chot lag gayi he Dr: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge Santa: Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadayi ni karni

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