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Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Junun Nahi Karti Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Junun Nahi Karti Eis Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Wali Miss Call To Karti Hai Phon Nahi Karti.

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Santo : Mein Hamesha Tumhare Letter Pe Lagi Ticket Ko Kiss Karti Hu. Mujhe Pata Hai Tumne Use Apne Hontho Se Lagakar Chipkaya Hoga. Santa: Oh Pagal Kahi Ki, Mein Unhe Gum Se Chipkata Hu.

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शराबी (डॉक्टर से) - आप मेरी शराब छुड़वा सकते हो, क्या? डॉक्टर - हां क्यों नही. शराबी - तो पुलिस ने मेरी 20 बोतल पकड़ी है प्लीज छुड़वा दो.

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1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!" ..B-boy gank..

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Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai, Tab Phone Chodta Nahi. . . Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

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Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de. Agrre boy to thoko like

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Yeh Sms Jin "Khubsurat" Logo Ko Milta Hai, Woh 5 Sec Baad Behosh Ho Jate Hain, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Nhi Behosh Hue Na, "Khubsusat" Hote To Behosh Hote Na.

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