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Love Marriage Ka MatLab Apni GirLFriend Ko Wife Banana Arrange Marriage Ka MatLab.? ? ? ? Socho.? ? ? ? Kisi Aur Ki GirLFriend Ko Wife Banana.

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उधर आलिया भट्ट का कहना है कि…
जब केजरीवाल को LG से इतनी ही दिक्कत है तो…
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Teacher-Baccho roz majjh da taza dudh piya karo dimaag tezz hunda a... Student-KAnU jhooth boli jandi j aida hunda ta sada katta A,B,C na parhda hunda...

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Sheikh to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de. Shopkeeper: Gusse se !! 1 rupee ke load se kisi ko call kerne ya message?? Sheikh: Kerna to kuch ni bs waise he urrane ke adat hai

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Kesy Mumkin Tha Ksi or Dawa Se elaaj..? ” ” Ishq Ka DARD Tha “AMMI” ki chappal se he aaraam aaya. <(",) ((> Oee Ammi Araam se. Aashiq hun.. < /

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car main 2 larkiyon k 7 betha hota hai. Car ka No 2989 hai, Jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka Un larkyon say rishta hai. Batao kia rishta hoa? Its challenge 4 u. 9635569931

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1995 Kid:भोली भाली लड़की खोल तेरे दिल की.. Father:मार खाना है ? 2015 Kid:पार्टी युं ही चलेगी गान मे दम है तो.. Father:वाह वाह

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Rajnikant ne Robot film kyu banayi.. ? . . Kyuki wo dikhana chahta tha ke aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi, machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hai.

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Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request send ki. Mene puchha: do I knw u? . Usne reply diya: aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho? . Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti rahi par ye nhi boli ki, English nhi aati, hindi me bolo :-P :-)

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Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha: TumNe 50 Aadmi Q Maare...?? . Ladki: - Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se Car Chala Rahi Thi, . Achanak Pata Laga Ke Break Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahe The Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kise Maarti...?? . Police: - 2Aadmiyon Ko Maarti, TaaKi Nuksan Kam Hota . LADKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi KiyaTha, . . . . . . Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa gaya aur dusra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga main kya krti ..

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2 student raat me padhte huye . . . . . . 1st: kitne baje hai yaar....?? . . . . . 2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls hostel me mara. 1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai.... :P=D

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Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha. Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaj Mein Gusse Se Boli: “Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi Karo, Tumse Achchha Toh Paperwala Hai, Jo Chup-Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai“ :

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BACHHA GHAR SE MAAR KHA KE SCHOOL JAA RAHA THA . . KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADTE HO ?? . . . . . BACHHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI UNIFORM PEHEN KE TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JAA RAHA HU CHALEGA ?

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Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia, Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga, Shade se pehle bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga, Shadi k bad bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga:pHushain2

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A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya.....

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Dil banta he Dosto se… Dost bante he Pyar se… Pyar banta he Pariwar se… Pariwar banta he Ghar se.. … Ghar banta he.. . . . . . … AMBUJA CEMENT SE!

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Words Written Above A Classroom Clock This Clock Will Never Be Stolen, Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!

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Dil Dedo Kisi Ek Ko, Woh Bhi Kisi Nek Ko. Yeh Koi Mandir Ka Parsad Nahi, Jo Baant They Rahe Her Ek Ko. Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko… Jab Tak Girl Freind Nahi Pat Jaati, Propose Kerenge Her Ek Ko. Khan.

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Khatarnak solution --- Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu.... Ab DIL tham lo ..... Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon...

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Gadha- Mera malik bahut marta hai! Kutta- Toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ??? Gadha- Uski khoobsoorat ladki jab padhai nai karti toh woh kehta hai ki "teri shadi gadhe se kara dunga" ................. bas isi umeed pe tika hoon !!

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