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  • अगर बेमतलब खर्च करोगे तो आपकी औलाद तंग होगी.... सलीम खान को देख लो......अपनी सारी कहानियां बेच डाली, अब सलमान बिना कहानी वाली फिल्म करता फिरता है
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kal Raat Chand Bola.. Tumhare Dost Tumhe Msg Nahi Bhejte, Tum Bhi Mat Bheja Karo.. . Maine Gusse Se Kaha.. Oye.. Tameez Se Baat Kar, Koi Koi Dost . Gareeb Bhi Hota Hai..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • New style of proposing Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zindgi Kitni Pyari Hogi Jab Aap Honge, Hum Honge, Aur Humare Chhote Chhote Pyare Pyare, Khubsurat Se, Shararti Se, SMS Honge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA: sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo, Nurse: Blood group bolo. SANTA: koi b chalega, Nurse: kaise chalega? SANTA: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • धीरे-धीरे से मेरी जिंदगी में आना धीरे-धीरे ही आ रहा था, तेरे मोहल्ले वालों ने चोर समझकर पकड़ लिया।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Actually Basically Biologically Technically Chemically Physically Mentally Mathematically Electrically Normally Mechanically & Finally I Am So Sweet…
    • 9 years ago



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  • पति: क्या बात है. आज घर बड़ा साफ है क्या वॉट्सएप बंद है तुम्हारा? . . पत्नी: नहीं वह तो चार्जर नहीं मिल रहा था तो ढूंढ़ने के चक्कर में सफाई हो गई
    • 9 years ago



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  • BECHARA LADKA.. Ladki pr hath uthay to zalim, Ladki se pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade to jealous, Chup rhe to begairat, Ghar se bahar rhe to aawara, Ghar me rhe to nakara, Baccho ko dante to buzdil, N dante to laparwah, Biwi ko naukri se roke to shaki mizaz, N roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Aakhir bechara ladka kare to kare kya
    • 9 years ago



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  • K!tn! Der Hu! Ko! $awal Nh! At@, $@wal Hum Puche!n To J@wab Nh! At@, Yeh $@la B@throom Me!n Kon Be!tha H@!, !tn@ L@mba To F@R@Z Ko Bh! Nh! At@
    • 9 years ago



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  • BOys k dil ki sab se bari khUwahish . . . Khd ktne e kaminey Q na hOn . . But . . . Larki shareef chaiye !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • S+H+A+D+I S: Shanti Bhang H: Himmat Khatam A: Aazadi Samapt D: Dimaag Kharab I: Imtihan Shuru Jish Ki Ho Gyi Jhelo Aur Jish Ki Nahi Huyi Soch Lo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri khamoshi aurudasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,.... Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne batayake aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Anhoni Ko Honi Karde, Honi Ko Anhoni, Ek Jagah Jab Khade Ho Teeno Gajni, Dhoni Aur Rajni…. Miind It
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pee Lunga Tumhare Hr Ek Aanshu, Kabhi Apni Mefhil Me Baitha Kar To Dekho, Bhabhi Kahoge Khud Tum Apni GIRL FRIEND Ko, Kabhi "Khuman" Se MiLa Kar To Dekho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mashuka: Lagta Hai Meri Aankh Me Kuch Gir Gaya. Mashuk: Ek Tinka Dikh to Raha Hai, Kyo Na Use Wahi Rahne Diya Jaye Main Dubunga To Sahara Dega.
    • 9 years ago



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