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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...Hushain2

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Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote Hai; Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Garib Hote Hai; Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hai; Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai!

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Ye Khusbowon Se Kab Talak Dil Ko Bhehloge Koi Kehta Nahi Iss Ka Kya Matlab Hai Juma Juma Tu Nahate Nahi Hu Tm Wada Karo Iss Barr Eid Main Zaroor Nahaoge

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Kya Aapko Ladkiya Pasand Hai.? Kya Ladkiyo Ki Baate Sunna Chahte Hai.? Humesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rehna Chahte Ho.? To GoL Gappe Ka TheLa Lagao.

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1 kisaan luti hui izzat k halat me gaon me aaya Sab ne poocha- Kya hua? Kisaan- Sahar me anaaj bech raha tha "GEHOON LE LO", Kamino ne samjha "GAY-HU-LE-LO!

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Aaj grlfrnd ne kiya kIsS or jal gye LiPs, Wah..Wah Aaj grlfrnd ne kiya kisS or jal gye Lips Qki wo kha kr ayi thi BINGO RED CHILY CHIPS.

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Jab Reshma Ki Jawani Ai Tab Hm Bacchay Thy, Ab Sheila Ki Jawani Ai To Hmare Bacchay Hyn. Ye Larkiyan Sahi Waqt Pe Jawan Q Nhi Hotein ?

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1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di? 2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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I casually made a survey asking people.. What is on 2nd Oct.. ONLY 93.7% replied "Dry Day". This is VERY disturbing... . . . . We have to start educating the remaining 6.3% immediately!

9 years ago

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Have a refresher. Dudhwala continuously ringing door-bell. Lady from inside: Bhaiya kitna dabaoge, Ab bas bhi karo. Tumse accha to Paperwala hai Jo chup chap neeche se daal deta haai;;)

9 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai... Wo Jab ChaLti Hai To Uski Raaho Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhaa Deta Hu, Waah... Waah... Wo Jab ChaLti Hai To Raaho Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhaa Deta Hu, Phir Kya.? Uske Jaane Ke Baad Wo Sab Note Utha Bhi Leta Hu.

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Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request send ki. Mene puchha: do I knw u? . Usne reply diya: aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho? . Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti rahi par ye nhi boli ki, English nhi aati, hindi me bolo :-P :-)

9 years ago

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Teacher :- Jab Phatake fodte hain to pehle light dikhayi deti hai aur phir awaaz, aisa kyon? . . Me :- Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan pichhe!!

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Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

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Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai, Ladkiyan:: Meri Lo Na, Meri Akeli Ki Lo, Ye Meri Frnd Hai, Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo. Khade Khade Lena.

9 years ago

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Classical Insult…
Ek Ladka Scooty Par Ja Raha Tha…
Scooty Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Ladkiya Khadi Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:”Happy Birthday To YU”
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Ladka Ruka Or Bola: “Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga” .
“Cake To Khana Hi Padega”

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Yar tmsy 1 help chahye thi Me kisi ko Maths parha raha hon Mujy plz bs ye bta do k agr hum Quadratic Formula use karte huwe ’0′ ko equalant ly aur Variable ka Square Root nikal kr usko Integrate kary tu jo answer ay us ko Laplace Equation me put kr ke Evaluate kary & Constant ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nikal kr Graph Paper pr Plot kary to kia us paper ka “Jahaz” ban jayga? . . Parh To Aisy Rahe Ho Jesy 0xford Univrsty Me Maths Ke Professor Ho

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A Santa Enters Shop Shouts, Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil..? Shopkeeper : Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Bhai Saab.. . Santa : Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai CHOLESTROL FREE..! -

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Usay kehna k Mai aaj bht khush hun faraz Pichli Sardion ka sweeter nikala to jaib se 500 rupay nikly “(‘.’)/” )( < yes oye…. Bazar gya tou pata chala k 500 ka purana note tou ab nai chalta.

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The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl… . . . . Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne Frnds Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho . . Aur Jese Hi Uske “BF” Ki Pic Samne Aye To Uski Mom Kahe . …. . . . “Ye Idiot Sa Kaun Hai!!”

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