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Badi muddat baad Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh.. . . . . Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!

9 years ago

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Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge; Gaur Farmaiye: Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge; Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!

9 years ago

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Life me kitne bhi Dukh Mile Gam Mile Apne Aansu Bah jane dena Unhe Rokna Mat Kyunki Ruke hue Pani me hi Malaria wale Macchar Ande dete hain.

9 years ago

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Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha: . DEAR KASTURBA, . . I LOVE YOU. . . Tumhara "BAPU" Ji O..h..

9 years ago

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Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay? Jab aap original Nokia ka mobile le kar behte hon aor koi aa kar kahe.. China Hy?

9 years ago

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Santa : Mere Samjh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Ki Mein Dentist Banu Ya Kaan Ka Doctor Banta: Isme Sochne Ki Kya Baat H. Ye To Badhi Sidhi Si Baat H. Santa: Kaise.? Banta: Ki Aadmi Ke Keval 32 Daat Hote H. Aur Kaan Sirf 2. Ab Khud Hi Soch Lo.

9 years ago

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Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri? circuit: simple bhai, pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur agar bhagi to bakri. ;)

9 years ago

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Yeh Sms Jin Khubsurat Logo Ko Milta Hai, Woh 5 Sec Baad Behosh Ho Jate Hain, 1 2 3 4 5 Nhi Behosh Hue Na, Khubsusat Hote To Behosh Hote Na.

9 years ago

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Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai, Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain, Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai.

9 years ago

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BACHHA GHAR SE MAAR KHA KE SCHOOL JAA RAHA THA . . KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADTE HO ?? . . . . . BACHHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI UNIFORM PEHEN KE TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JAA RAHA HU CHALEGA ?

9 years ago

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Inn aankho se sapne churaya na karo, Humari dosti ko kabhi azmaya na karo, Tumhari ek hasi meri dil ki dhadkan hai, Unhe yu aansuo mein na gavaya karo.

9 years ago

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Muje Pyar Dikhana Nahi Aata, Baato Ka Jaal Banana Nahi Aata, Log Kehte Hai Iski Koi GirlFrnd Nahi, Kaise Kahu Unse Ki Muje Ladki Patana Nahi Aata.

9 years ago

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Sachi-Baat: 45Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hoti, But 14Kg Ke Gas Cylender Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ke Pasine Chhut Jate Hai.

9 years ago

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Dunia Mein 5 Mushkil Kaam, 1.Hathi Ko Dhakka Lagana 2.Machar Ki Malish Karna 3.Chitti Ko Kiss Karna 4.Ziraf Ki Gardn Dabana 5.Or Aap Logo Se SMS Ki Ummeed Karna..

9 years ago

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TEACHER: Osama has 5 wife& 20 children. Lalu has 1 wife&9 children. Who is better? Me: Osama score is GOOD! But Lalu Strike rate is better.

9 years ago

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Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko kaha tute hui dil 6e pyar krogi k dil tutne tak pyar krogi ladki boli tute hui chapal 6e mar khaoge ki chapal tutne tak mar khaoge

9 years ago

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Four facts jo khatam hone pe bahut takleef deti hai.... 1) Dosti 2) Paisa 3) Pyaar Aur. 4) Ravivaar.....! Last vala toh rula hi deta hai.

9 years ago

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Father :- Agar Iss Bar Tum Exam Mein Fail Hue To, Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna. . After Exam. Father : How Is Your Result? . Son : Dimag Ka Dahi Mat Kar BABULAL Tu Baap Kehlane Ka Haq Kho Chuka Hai.

9 years ago

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wahi karenge aisi tesi jinhe samjhte priye hitesi chall durngi chalti duniya najar gada kar gidho jesi

9 years ago

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Ladkiyo ko samajhna Matlab 32 GB jaise kisi video ko download karna . . . . Aur saala 31.5 GB download hone k baad. . . . . . . . . . last me Error dikhna... :p :D

9 years ago

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