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  • Ek Baar Police Station Mein Ek Phone Aaya Or, Aadmi Bola Inspector Sahab Baat Aisi H Ki, Meri Gaadi Ka Sabhi Saman Chori Ho Gaya Hai, Race Se Lekar Gair Tak. Aap Fauran Yaha Pauchiye. Inspector Kuch Der Baad Waha Pahucha To Sab Thik Tha. Usne Aadmi Se Pucha Ye Kya Behuda Majak Hai To Wo, Bola Maaf Kijiye Sahab Jaldi Ke Karan Galti Se Piche Ki Seat Par Baith Gaya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls: Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi . Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi . Lekin Jab Tak Na Milega Wo Ladka . Try To Har Ek Ko Karungi Wah...Wah...Ab Ise Suno Boys: Arz Kiya Hai.. Koi Ladki Hame Thukra De To Ghum Nahi . Koi Ladki Hame Thuka De To Ghum Nahi . . . . Arre Us Ladki Ki Maa Ki Kismat Footi Jiske Daamad Hum Nahi!!! Thoko Like..
    • 10 years ago



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  • India में बीमारी ठीक होने का श्रेय डॉ को नहीं रुपयों को जाता है... दो हजार रुपए लगे जब जाके ठीक हुआ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dost aisi tadap hai jo dil se nahi nikala jata, Dil mein chupi aag ko bujahaya nahi jata, Kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein, Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. Samajh gye ho to like bhi dedo warna pOgO dekhO
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai... Wo Jab ChaLti Hai To Uski Raaho Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhaa Deta Hu, Waah... Waah... Wo Jab ChaLti Hai To Raaho Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhaa Deta Hu, Phir Kya.? Uske Jaane Ke Baad Wo Sab Note Utha Bhi Leta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF Ko Apni Palako Par Bitha Lo, De Ke Khushi Uske Sare Ghum Chura Lo, Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna Ki, Uski Saheli Bhi Aa Ke Kahe Jaanu Muje Bhi Pata Lo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai .... . . 2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai . 2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai . . . . time pe girlfried nahi badlo toh Biwi ban jati hai.. ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • True words.. LADKIYA paida hone se mecup start karti he aur jawani tak lagati hai, isliye wo handsome dikhlati he, LADKE paida hone se colddrink start karte he aur bearbar tak jate hai, isliye ant me beware banjate he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo… Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo . . Kamyabi Tumhare Qadam Choome Gi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Hain, To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Bataao.? Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Chotte Hamesha kha kro ki mujhe sab pta hai smjhe .. Santa- Ji teacher Samjh Gya. (Santa apne ghr phonchta hai) Santa: Papa mujhe sab pta hai.. Papa: Le 50 lrs lekin chup rhio kisiko mat btana.. Santa: Mummy mujhe sab pta hai... Mummy: Beta le 100 rs lekin chup rehna papa ko mat btana plz santa: Ramu kaka mujhe sab pta chl gyaa haii Ramu kaka: aa Beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa ab :D Jisko Samjh aaya like kro vrnaa jinko ni pogo zindabad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Humare To Saare Khwaab Usi Din Chur-Chur Ho Gye, Aey Dosto, Jab Pehli Baar Wo Ghar Aayi, To Mummy Boli.. "Beta Didi Ke Liye Pani Le Aa"
    • 10 years ago



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  • BACHHA GHAR SE MAAR KHA KE SCHOOL JAA RAHA THA . . KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADTE HO ?? . . . . . BACHHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI UNIFORM PEHEN KE TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JAA RAHA HU CHALEGA ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai. 4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat. 4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo. Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai. Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya... 4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati... Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata? Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi. 4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka.. @Love.Sp
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti to Sirf Itefaaq Hai, Ye To DiLo Ki Mulakat Hai, Dosti Nahi Dekhti Din Hai Ki Raat Hai, Isme To Panipuri Ki Pyaas Aur Resgule Ki Mithas Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu V/S Teacher Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye. . . . Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain, OR Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain . How many likes for apna pappu ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF:- जानू मेरी ज्यादा याद कब आती है BF:- जब माँ बोलती हे आने दे तेरी बीबी को घर के सारे काम करवाउंगी
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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