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  • Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:o :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aey Maut.... Tu Kabhi Aaye To Muje Aur Sirf Muje Hi Batana, Mere Dosto Ko Nahi, Bcz . . . . . Saale Sab Kamine Hai, Pata Chala To Uski Bhi Party Mnayenge.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • एक औरत IPhone 6S जेब में डालकर रास्ते पर चल रही
    थी की पैर फिसला और गिर पडी… तभी कुछ खटाक से
    टूटने की आवाज़ आई….!!!
    दिल थाम कर वो बोली…”भगवान् करे हड्डी हो…” ????
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha 1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikal Rahe The Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikal Rahe The Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya He Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jwaab Aaya Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Yaro Ki Yaari Pe Shaq Nahi Karte Jab DON Msg Bhejta Hai To Bak-Bak Nahi Karte Pareshan Karte Ho Jab DON Busy Hota Hai Ab Jab DON Free Hai To SMS Nahi Karte! Kasamkhan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya.. . . 1 Admi ne poucha:" pappu, Drwaza Bechna hai kya.. ?? . . Pappu:" Nhi Re Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gyi hai.. Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai.. . . . . Admi pappu se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gaya to.. ?? . . Pappu:" Abe Dhakkan Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया, नर्सों में कहाँ दम था. मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया, उसके नीचे बम था.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hosle Saare Aazma Baithe, Hum Zamaane ka Gham Utha Baithe, Jish Ki Chaahat Me Umr Bhar Tadpe, Ussi ki Shadi Me Dusri Ladki Pata Baithe.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai, Ladkiyan:: Meri Lo Na, Meri Akeli Ki Lo, Ye Meri Frnd Hai, Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo. Khade Khade Lena.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..? Dirty Mind! "Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hai "Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hai. Dua Hai Ki Apke "Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hi.. What happened.. My dear friends Why no sms.. No balance.. Ok..! I will send u a recharge coupen: |||||||||||||||| scrach with blade
    • 9 years ago



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  • a girl asked pappu:- girl- wo kya chiz hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai, aur mere paas 2 hai? pappu- legg (pair) . girl- wo kya chiz tumhare pait ke andar hai, aur mere salwar ke andar nahi hai? pappu- rupaaye . girl- wo kya hai jo aadmi din me lene ke bajay raat me bed par lete hai? pappu- neend . girl- wo kya hai jise ladkiya pahli baar karwate wakt pain ki vajah se roti hai? pappu- kaan me chhed. . moral:- aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarah saaf rakhe...
    • 9 years ago



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  • काली मिर्च , Rs1000 में एक किलो . . . सोचो अगर गोरी होती तो ? कितना भाव खाती.... ------------------------------ गवार ₹100 किलो... सोचो, पढी लिखी होती तो कितना भाव खाती
    • 9 years ago



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  • सभी प्रेमिकाए अपने प्रेमी को छोड़ के "भाग" जाती है मेरी वाली तो "चल" के गई थी
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai. Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu? Toilet Chala Jaa. Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir, Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai. . . Math Teachr Soked!! Pappu Rock..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • God- tmhari ek wish kya hai? Soch k bolna. ..... banta (sochne k baad) -meri ek wish ye hai ki ap meri 10 wish puri kijiye. Santa rocked GOD shocked.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Padhai Ke Sath Sath Ishq Bhi Jaruri Hai, Warna Student Life Adhuri Hai, Dono Ko Nibhana Padta Hai, Ek Me Dimag To Ek Me DiL Lagana Padta Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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