Office Mein Kaam Karne Wali Recipenist Silk Ki Ek Dress Layi Jo Kaafi Patli Thi,
Aur Apne Office Friend Ko Dikha Rahi Thi- Ye Dekho Mere New Silk Ki Dress.
Pankaj : Tum Bhi Kamal Karti Ho Yaar Ye To Transparent H
Aar-Paar Ka Sab Kuch Dikh Raha H.
Reception Wali Ladki: Tum Bhi Ajib Ho Pankaj,
Mein Jab Ise Pehnungi To Aar-Paar Kaise Dikhega.
Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do
God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA
Hindu hai to BIPASHA
christain hai to GENELIYA
Bol,tera naam kya hai?
Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza.
Khan
Girl: 0n call Kon ho tum?
Boy: Hasrat Teri
Girl: dekhty ho kya?
Boy: Surat teri
Girl: Krty ho kya?
Boy: Pooja teri
Girl: kafir ho kya?
Boy: Soch hy teri
Girl: Chahty ho kya?
Boy: Muhabbat teri
Girl: Pachtao ge
Boy: Kismat meri
Girl: Veena Malik hu me
Boy: Oo teri. Sorry anti wrong …nomber
K.k.
R U A High Scoring Studnt ?
Kya Aap Gud Mrks La-la Kr Bor Ho Chuke H ?
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Then Join Engineering....
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Marks Se No Marks,
Ache Mrks Se Chutkara,
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Fark Dkhiye Sirf 1 Semester Me...
Kal Raat Chand Bola..
Tumhare Dost Tumhe Msg
Nahi Bhejte,
Tum Bhi Mat Bheja Karo..
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Maine Gusse Se Kaha..
Oye..
Tameez Se Baat Kar,
Koi Koi Dost
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Gareeb Bhi Hota Hai..!
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रिपोर्टर - ये देखिये इस रैली में 3 साल का
बच्चा भी मोदी मोदी चिल्ला रहा है...
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बच्चे की माँ- चुपकर नाशपीटे,
वो गोदी गोदी चिल्ला रहा है...
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2
kitne hote hai??
Sambha: 2 1 ke Baad aata hai.
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Gabbr: aur 2 k pehle?? Sambha: 2 k pehle 1
aata hai.
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... ... Gabbar: To beech me kaun aata
hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
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Gabbar: To fir Dono ek sath kyu
nahi aate?
Sambha: 2 1 k baad hi aa sakta
he kyuki 2 1 se bada hai.
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Gabbar: 2 1 se Kitna bada hai?
Samba: Abey Goli marni hai
toh
mar de, tera namak khaya hai, CHAVANPRASH
nahi.
Santo- Gusse Mein Akar Babli Se Kaha – Tu Bhaiya Ki Shadi Mein Ku Nahi Aayi?
Babli: Par Mujhe Card To Diya Hi Nahi Tha.
Santo: Gusse Ke Sath Card Mein Maine Likha To Tha,
Card Mile Ya Na Mile Par Tu Shadi Mein Jarur Aana.