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  • Kuch SaaL Pehle Log Jab Nind Se Jagte The, To Pehle Bhgwan Ki Tswir Dekhte The, Ab Log Jagte Hai To Dekhte Hai Ki, Kitne Missed Call Hai Aur Kitne Msg.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil aarmano sn houseful hai, Pure honge ya nahi ye doubtful hai, Is duniya mei har cheez wonderful hai par khali haat jaana ye kudrat ka rul hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zara Sambhal Ke Chalna, Zyada Bhaari Cheezein Mat Uthaana, Apna Khayal Rakhna, Khana Thik Se Khana Kyunki 9va Mahina Aagaya Hai. Happy September.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar- what is the cost of hair cut? Barbe-Rs 20 Sardar-Then what is the cost of shaving? Barbe-Rs 10 Sardar- Oh! Ok please Shave my head
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy Poetery Biwian aati hain heer ki tarha meethi hoti hain kheer ki tarha namkeen hoti hain paneer ki tarha or phir chend maah baad chubti hain teer ki tarha kar daiti hain fakeer ki tarha nazar rakhti hain shabir ki tarha or phir khawand k hathon mari jati hain benazir ki tarha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghadhe Ke Bache Aur Sardar Ke Bache Me Kya Common Hai.? Bachapan Me Dono Cute Dikhte Hai Aur Bada Ho Ke Dono Transportka Business Karte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu Zara sa Inbox le saja.. Zara sa Sent items me ja tu… Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah.. Sweet
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanton ko chhune par, Rishton ki samajh aati hai faaslon pe rehne par, Kuchh jazbaat aise bhi hote hain jo ankhon mein padhe nahin jaate, Woh to nazar aate hain zubaan se kehne par.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi Walay Din Jota Chupai kI Rasm kYun h0ti hAi?? ? ? ? Dulhay k0 Ulti Metam Di Jati Hai k aB Bhi wAqt Hai Nangay pAoN Bhag Jao. . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aadmi Machar Se Din Me Kyu Kat Rhe Ho Machr Ovrtime kar rha hu Sahab Maa Bap Bimar hai Ghar me Jwan Behn Hai Or LdkeWalo Ne Dahej Me 1 Litre Khun Mnga Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • अभी तक का सबसे खतरनाक जोक Teacher- तुम्हारे घर में सबसे छोटा कौन है? Student- मेरे पापा! Teacher- वो कैसे? Student- वो अभी तक मम्मी के साथ सोते हैं!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral . Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi. . Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha. . Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train me ek Husband apni Wife se .. Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du .. Saamne wala Passenger .. Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bhakat Subah Mandir Gaya Bhagwan Ke Darshan Karne, Aur Cycle Wahi Bhul Aaya. Yaad Aane Par Dodta Hua Gaya, Uski Cycle Wahi Salamat Thi. Iss Par Kush Hokar Weh Dobara Bhagwan Ke Samne Hath Jodne Gaya. Lekin Jab Wapas Aaya To Cycle Gayab Thi. Jai Ho Ghante Wale Bhagwan Ki Mil Gaya Baba Ji Ka Thulu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat Ko Padhte Padhte Ek Khayal Aaya, Uthaya Pen Aur Paper, Aur Ek Nayi Equation Banai, Bed + Razai = Bhaad Me Jaye Padhai. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • पडोसी के घर से प्याज भुनने की खुश्बू आ रही है...क्या इनकम टैक्स वालों को इन्फॉर्म किया जाये...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • DiL Chahta Hai Ki Is Dunia Me Jo Sabse Khubsurat Hai, - - - Use Jaan Se Maar Du, - - - Par Kya Karu.? ? ? ? Khud-Khushi Karna Paap Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Purani Soch: Karo ya Maro. Nai Soch: Marne se Phle kuch karo! Ekdam Nai Soch: Jab tak kuch kar nahi lete maro mat! Hamari Soch: Koi Bataega Sala karna kya hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • ShUrkH kHaN kI bIrThDaY pE uS kI wIfE aUsY kIyA gIfT dEgI ? SoChO ? SoChO ThInK ? ThInK SoChO yAr SiMpLe NiSwAr.
    • 10 years ago



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