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Ek Ladki Apni Friend Se:- Kaisi Rahi Teri First Date...??? Friend:- Bahut Acchi,Ladka Kisi Rahees Ghar Ka Lagta Hai... Ladki:- Accha Tujhe Kaise Pata...??? Friend:- Zab Mujhe Kiss Karne Mere,Nazdeek Aaya Tab Uske Muh Se "Piyaaz" Ki Smell Aa Rahi Thi.

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, Aaj nahin aaya, Kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

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Modern Love..!! . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!

10 years ago

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Kya aap marne k baad B Ladkiyan dekhna chahte hain? " DONATE UR EYES " Sala aajkal Social Message b interesting banakar Bhejna Padta Hai. . . !!!

10 years ago

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santa: kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. banta: fir kya hua? santa: meri boht pitayi hui, banta: wo kaise? santa: suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

10 years ago

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फेसबुक: - मैं सबको जानता हूं। गूगल: - मेरे पास सब कुछ है इंटरनेट: - मेरे बिना तुम सब कुछ नहीं! . . . . चार्जर : - आवाज नीचे!

10 years ago

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Shayari karna koi sasti nahi. Shayari karna koi sasti nahi. Aur jo ladki apko dekhkar hasat nhi, to samjh lo wo tuthpest se brash karti nhi.rahul9165667719

10 years ago

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मैं जब भी अपने दोस्तों को कोई अक्लमंदी वाली बात बोलता हूँ तो सब मुझे यही पूछते हैं... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . कमीना फिर दारु पीकर आया है क्या?

10 years ago

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साला स्मार्ट होने का बडा़ प्रॉब्लेम है। लड़कियाँ देखते ही ये सोचती हैं... . . . . . . . . इसकी तो पहले से 4-5 गर्लफ्रेंड होंगी।

10 years ago

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डाली डाली सबने नजर डाली, किसी ने अच्छी डाली तो किसी ने बुरी डाली, पर मैने डाली नजर जिस डाली पर उस डाली को माली ने काट डाली ।

10 years ago

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JIN me basi JANKi. RUM me base RAM ,WHISKY me base VISHNU. SHAMPEN me base SHYAM, BEAR me BRAHMA. DESI me HANUMAN, kis kis ka tyag karu har BOTAL me BHAGWAN (SUNIL BANNAJI{KHIROTI})

10 years ago

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Miss Call Marne Se Yaade Taza Hoti Hai, Aur sMs Bejne Se Pyar Badhta Hai, Call Karne Se DiL Ko Sukun MiLta Hai, Ab Dekhte Hai Aap Kya Karte Hai.

10 years ago

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Ek Sharabi Train Ki Patri Par So Gaya, Ek Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega Uth Ja, Sharabi: “Saale Abhi Aeroplane Upar Se Gaya, Kuch Nahi Hua To Train Hai Hi Kya Cheez.

10 years ago

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Mom to kid: Jo buchey angotha choustey hain un k pait barey ho jatey hain aik din bacha aik paregnent auret ko daikh kar hans kar bola mujey pata hai tum kaya chousti ho

10 years ago

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Girls College me Strike ho gayi, . . . . . Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai... Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the.. . ... ... . . . . Girls Naare lagate huye.."HAMARI MAANGE" . . . . Piche se Awaaz Aayi, "SINDUR SE BHARO" "SINDUR SE BHARO...."

10 years ago

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Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue: Koi boyfriend hai ? Girl: Haan, Q ? Tailor: Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de, Fitting sahi baithegi :P :D

10 years ago

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5 things that make happy -Buy 1 get 1 free -Flat 50% off -Tatkal Ticket confirmation -Winning Cricket match -Wife is not at home

10 years ago

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Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota Puchho To . Woh Kaise? . Ldka Ldki Se Kehta . Hello Madam . PAPPI TA DO. By Raj

10 years ago

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Ek Bacha Khoob Maar Pitayi Karke School Se Aaya. Uski Maa Ne Uska Kharoncho Se Bhara Chehra Dekha To Gusse Mein Boli. Tumne Fir Kisi Se Ladai Ki H Na? Maine Tumhe Kitni Baar Samjhaya H Ki Kabhi Bhi Ladai Karne Se Pehle 10 Tak Ginti Gina Karo. Bacha: Mujhe Pata H. Lekin Dusre Ladke Ki Maa Ne Use Sirf 3 Tak Ginti Karne Ko Kaha Tha.

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He Bhagwan kya teri maya hai Fursat se hamara nasib banaya hai Na SMS na hi koi Call Kya KANJUSO k SHAHENSHA ko hi hamara DOST banaya hai

10 years ago

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