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  • Pappu- Mom Aap Ne Mujhse Jhuth Bola. Mom- Kab Beta? Pappu- Aap Ne Kha K Tumhari Chhoti Bahen Pari Hai. Mom- Haan Bola Tha To. Pappu- To Jab Use Balcony Se Feka To Vo Udi Kyo Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father Watching TV Suddenly,Son Comes Father :- Bechari Kitni Gareeb Ladkkiya Hain Kapdo Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hain Son :- Inse Bhi Zyada Gareeb Ladkiya CD Par Hai Lau Kya???
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज शाम को मेरे मुहल्ले कि एक लडकी गा रही थी. "वो मेरी नींद मेरा चैन मुझे लौटा दो... वो मेरा प्यार मेरा दर्द मुझे लौटा दो..." मैने सिर्फ इतना कहा- ले ले बहन, इतना बुरा मत गाया कर लेकिन..! ~ बहनजी ने मम्मी से पिटवा दिया ;-( @@ और तब से मै इस सोच मे डूबा हूँ की 2015 मे बहन जी बोलना बन्द है क्या ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai, . . . . . . Chappal Ka Agr Purani Tujhe Chahiye To Le Jana Pagal, Sharmana Mat, Tu Dost Hai Apna Haq Se Maang.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy poetery bus nazron sey daikh liya hota ager tamana thi daraney ki hum to youn hi mar jatey kaya zarouret thi muskuraney ki
    • 10 years ago



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  • He- ♪♪ Agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, Meri bas yehi chaahat hai toh kya kahogi? ♪♪ She- ja na be Tharki. Paka Mat :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bund se samundar nhi banta, rone se mukaddar nahi banta, patana hai to pure girls hostel Ko patao 1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta. K...
    • 10 years ago



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  • मै खिड़की पर बैठकर यूँही गाना गा रहा था । . . .कबूतर जा जा जा । . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .तभी मेरी माँ ने नीचे से आवाज लगाई । . बेटा नेट के पैसे ले लो लेकिन गला मत फाड़ो ।:
    • 10 years ago



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  • A kid was crying standing outside his house. A passer by asked: Why are you crying? Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house. Passer By: Who is your father? Kid: That is what the fight is about.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santo :- Akhir Tum Itni Pareshan Ku Ho. Banto :- Raat Main Eek Sapne Dekha H. Or Sapne Me Mere Pati Kisi Ladki Ke Ssath Hath Meikn Hath Daal Ke Bahar Ghum Rahe The. Santo:- Tum Itni Pareshan Ku Ho Rahi Ho Wo Sirf Sapna Tha. Banto: Jab Mere Sapne Mein Wo Aise Kar Sakte H To Apne Sapno Mein Kya Karte Honge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Apne Jo Anghuti Meri Mangni Ke Liye Bnayai Thi Use Wapis Le Lijiye. Sunaar : Kyu, Kya Aapke Sasural Walo Ko Anghuti Pasand Nahi Aayi Kya. Santa: Ji Anghuti To Pasand Aayi, Magar Mein Pasand Nahi Aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Asal Hakikat.... . . . . . . Kitni B Mountain Dew Piyo.. . . Par . . Magar Dar To Darru Pine Se His Door Hota H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru! Ab bolo WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai: K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • S.H.O aik chor ko buri tarha mar raha tha aur pourey shaher ki wardatin us sey manwa raha tha achanek us k ghar sey fone aya aur kaha gaya k ap baap bun gaye hain chor rotey houey bola: paa dey paa dey a v ilzaam mairey tey paa dey
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Apne Chehre Se Julfe Hatalo.. Wife: Sajna Aap Bhi Na.. Husband: Agli Baar Khane Me Baal Aya To Maa Kasam Tuje Sajni Se Gajni Bana Dunga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kbi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye warna maar pad sakti h... Book... it means . B-baby O-only O-one K-kiss ... ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon Ki 1 Smile Ladko Ko Confuse Kar Deti Hai, Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki, "HAS Ke DEKH RAHI THI, "Ya" DEKH Ke HAS RAHI THI"
    • 10 years ago



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