Oscar Wilde Quotes, Swimming Quotes, Doubt Quotes

Oh, no doubt the cod is a splendid swimmer - admirable for swimming purposes but not for eating.

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Miss Prism: Do not speak slightingly of the three-volume novel, Cecily. I wrote one myself in earlier days. Cecily: Did you really, Miss Prism? How wonderfully clever you are! I hope it did not end happily? I don't like novels that end happily. They depress me so much. Miss Prism: The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.

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Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag.

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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

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The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.

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Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly

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The best work in literature is always done by those who do not depend on it for their daily bread and the highest form of literature, Poetry, brings no wealth to the singer.

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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

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Love! What is love? It's nothing. It's just a word. It doesn't exist. Only pleasure is important.

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Youth is the only thing worth having. When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself.

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To be popular I must be mediocre.

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It is in the brain that the poppy is red, that the apple is odorous, that the skylark sings.

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Popularity is the crown of laurel which the world puts on bad art. Whatever is popular is wrong.

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

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When a love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve.

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It was only in the theatre that I lived

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The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.

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History is only gossip.

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I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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