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I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

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The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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Human life--that appeared to him the one thing worth investigating. Compared to it there was nothing else of any value. It was true that as one watched life in its curious crucible of pain and pleasure, one could not wear over one's face a mask of glass, nor keep the sulphurous fumes from troubling the brain and making the imagination turbid with monstrous fancies and misshapen dreams.

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Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me quite nervous.

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I played with an idea, and grew willful; tossed it into the air; transformed it; let it escape and recaptured it; made it iridescent with fancy, and winged it with paradox.

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The history of women is the history of the worst form of tyranny the world has ever known. The tyranny of the weak over the strong. It is the only tyranny that lasts.

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Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious.

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The answers are all out there, we just need to ask the right questions.

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Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.

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Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

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Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer.

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As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them. They have made private terms with the enemy, and sold their birthright for very bad pottage. They must also be extraordinarily stupid.

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When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.

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Nothing is so aggravating as calmness. There is something positively brutal about the good temper of most modern men.

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It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.

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Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.

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Make some sacrifice for your art and you will be repaid, but ask of art to sacrifice herself for you and a bitter disappointment may come to you.

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The more we study Art, the less we care for Nature.

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